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Twoflower
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We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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FBM
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Ah. You've 'fisted' together, then. Heartwarming, it is.dinosaur robot wrote:ok. jail story. some kid named scott heard about how i'd once eaten 36 hits of acid during a traffic stop and wanted to introduce me to someone he knew who had eaten 200 in a similar situation. that was (lsdetroit). we met and found out that we were both atheists with five siblings. it was love at first sight.
we consumated our friendship with a vicious toilet assault on a random person
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Gawdzilla Sama
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In St. Louis.Twoflower wrote:We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
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lsdetroit
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+1Twoflower wrote:We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
ok heres more. we would plot shinanigans in jail. for example, we used to shit on the floor in the bathroom so this dumbass would have to clean it up. thus the term "shit-bandit" was coined.
another funny story. dinosaur robot lost a game of dominos that had a bet tied to it. the loser had to go up to this weird fanatical christian and ask to be saved and prayed for. dinosaur robot had to hold hands in a circle with these weirdo christ lovers and be prayed over. total laugh riot.
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
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"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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dinosaur robot
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stripes4
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Welcome. I don't want to eat your babies. Perhaps just a little arm nibble, though. Nom nom 
Generally opening mouth simply to change the foot that I'll be putting in there
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Always nice to meet a nice honest friend of Mr Detroit .where did you say you met again ........oh er um 
Only kidding welcome to Rationalia
Only kidding welcome to Rationalia
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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Would Hoosiers be invited?Twoflower wrote:We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
We danced.
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Xamonas Chegwé
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I for one welcome our new mechanical, reptilian overlords!
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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rachelbean
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Welcome, dinosaur robot. 
I am kind of jealous of your name and wonder why I went with such a boring one now
I am kind of jealous of your name and wonder why I went with such a boring one now
lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Pappa
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You could change your name to rachelrobot.rachelbean wrote:Welcome, dinosaur robot.
I am kind of jealous of your name and wonder why I went with such a boring one now
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rachelbean
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Pappa wrote:You could change your name to rachelrobot.rachelbean wrote:Welcome, dinosaur robot.
I am kind of jealous of your name and wonder why I went with such a boring one now
Rachelbot maybe...I definitely have to think about this one lordpasternack wrote:Yeah - I fuckin' love oppressin' ma wimmin, like I love chowin' on ma bacon and tuggin' on ma ol' cock…
Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Or recovering Hoosiers?Kristie wrote:Would Hoosiers be invited?Twoflower wrote:We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
Ein Ubootsoldat wrote:“Ich melde mich ab. Grüssen Sie bitte meine Kameraden.”
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lsdetroit
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maybe we should tell them the story of peepee mouth.
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