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Re: baby food

Post by Twoflower » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:42 am

We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
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Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
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Re: baby food

Post by FBM » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:46 am

dinosaur robot wrote:ok. jail story. some kid named scott heard about how i'd once eaten 36 hits of acid during a traffic stop and wanted to introduce me to someone he knew who had eaten 200 in a similar situation. that was (lsdetroit). we met and found out that we were both atheists with five siblings. it was love at first sight.
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Re: baby food

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:52 am

Twoflower wrote:We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
In St. Louis.
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Re: baby food

Post by lsdetroit » Mon Oct 11, 2010 1:34 am

Twoflower wrote:We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
+1



ok heres more. we would plot shinanigans in jail. for example, we used to shit on the floor in the bathroom so this dumbass would have to clean it up. thus the term "shit-bandit" was coined.

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Re: baby food

Post by Trolldor » Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:05 am

"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Re: baby food

Post by dinosaur robot » Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:01 am

son...of...a...bitch! i received NO royalties for that
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Re: baby food

Post by stripes4 » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:38 am

Welcome. I don't want to eat your babies. Perhaps just a little arm nibble, though. Nom nom :food: :soup:
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Re: baby food

Post by Feck » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:50 am

Always nice to meet a nice honest friend of Mr Detroit .where did you say you met again ........oh er um :leave:

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Re: baby food

Post by Kristie » Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:37 pm

Twoflower wrote:We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
Would Hoosiers be invited? :biggrin:
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Re: baby food

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:58 pm

I for one welcome our new mechanical, reptilian overlords! :biggrin:
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Re: baby food

Post by rachelbean » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:38 pm

Welcome, dinosaur robot. :cheers:

I am kind of jealous of your name and wonder why I went with such a boring one now :ask:
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Re: baby food

Post by Pappa » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:49 pm

rachelbean wrote:Welcome, dinosaur robot. :cheers:

I am kind of jealous of your name and wonder why I went with such a boring one now :ask:
You could change your name to rachelrobot. :tea:
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Re: baby food

Post by rachelbean » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:04 pm

Pappa wrote:
rachelbean wrote:Welcome, dinosaur robot. :cheers:

I am kind of jealous of your name and wonder why I went with such a boring one now :ask:
You could change your name to rachelrobot. :tea:
:ask: Rachelbot maybe...I definitely have to think about this one :tea:
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Pappa wrote:God is a cunt! I wank over pictures of Jesus! I love Darwin so much I'd have sex with his bones!!!!
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Re: baby food

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:06 pm

Kristie wrote:
Twoflower wrote:We really need to have a Michigan meet up.
Would Hoosiers be invited? :biggrin:
Or recovering Hoosiers? :begging:
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Re: baby food

Post by lsdetroit » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:44 pm

maybe we should tell them the story of peepee mouth.
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