When I was a boy, aged 8 or 9, I was explaining to my father that I did not like girls. I said they were stupid, played daft games with dolls and shit, and that they were annoying.
He said, "Son, one day when you're older, you'd kill to be with a girl you'll like them that much".
I argued and said that would never happen. But the old fella was right, I grew up to become a serial killer.
He passed in 1993, I miss his words of guidance.
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It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I adored your dad. He was marvellous. 
and very, very funny
and very, very funnyGenerally opening mouth simply to change the foot that I'll be putting in there
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I did too. 
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Like father like son. Oh wait.....stripes4 wrote:I adored your dad. He was marvellous.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I bet he didn't call you his 'little English Rose' though!Rum wrote:I did too.
Generally opening mouth simply to change the foot that I'll be putting in there
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