75, 77 or whatever the number is, where do all the virgins?

[thepill]

Do female suicide bombers get 70+ male virgins to not shag

[Svartalf]

No, they get the same female virgins as men and had better turn lesbian

[beige]

Do female suicide bombers get 70+ male virgins to not shag

Rickets 70 times over?

[thepill]

humm, I bet that video would sell

[Rob]

I haven't met a virgin for years. I am always trying to figure out where they are getting all these gals.

[Robert_S]

There are 72 virgin women about 18 to 20 years old, but that's all there are to go around. I hope they have stamina.

[Rob]

Seeing as virginity expires after "use" I think Allah is going to fall short on his quota.

[thepill]

Maybe alun will make them resealable
'shag time' .....

yea I know its a ninja

[Svartalf]

I haven't met a virgin for years. I am always trying to figure out where they are getting all these gals.

Don't you know that muslim paradise has the most advanced mass cloning/droid production facilities in the universe?

[hadespussercats]

I liked Jon Stewarts response, that once you'd shagged all the virgins, it's more like being stuck with 72 wives, which was not exactly his idea of paradise. 72 wives, to nag you for all of eternity-- ha ha! take that, suicide bombers!

[hadespussercats]

Well, wouldn't that depend on how mch you liked raisins?

I suppose there are people who are sexually satisfied by eating a raisin. Probably not that many, though-- certainly not enough to mount a propaganda campaign based on that premise. MMMMmmmm! Raisins! I looooooove raisins!

[Trolldor]

Well, wouldn't that depend on how mch you liked raisins?

I suppose there are people who are sexually satisfied by eating a raisin. Probably not that many, though-- certainly not enough to mount a propaganda campaign based on that premise. MMMMmmmm! Raisins! I looooooove raisins!

Well, I mean, if you look at the Burqa you've essentially got a walk Raisin. I suspect Raisin d'etre..

[JimC]

Well, wouldn't that depend on how mch you liked raisins?

I suppose there are people who are sexually satisfied by eating a raisin. Probably not that many, though-- certainly not enough to mount a propaganda campaign based on that premise. MMMMmmmm! Raisins! I looooooove raisins!

Well, I mean, if you look at the Burqa you've essentially got a walk Raisin. I suspect Raisin d'etre..

I already made that joke!

[Salim Munqith]

I've heard that "virgins" is actually a mis-reading or mis-translation of the text, which actually says "raisins."

That would be disappointing. Even if you really liked raisins.

It's quite surprising for me that such an extremely rubbish claim has managed to circulate among westerners. Dawkins himself mentioned this claim.
This claim came out from a smart ass German orientalist who wrote a stupid book reinterpreting the Quran in the light of the Aramaic language!!!! Meaning that all the "mis-translations" he discovered were actually discovered for the first time by this smart ass author who outstanded all the Arabic language scientists during the past 1400 years who unanimously stated that "Hoor Ein" means "maidens with big black and white lovely eyes", which is usually translated in English as "Virgins".
Moreover, many of the "virgins" verses describe them in a sexual way, giving no way for the genius "grapes" theory.
For example, the Quran says:
The pious ones will be triumphant (78:31).
They will have gardens and vineyards, (78:32) maidens with pears-shaped breasts who are of equal age (78:33) and cups full of wine (78:34).
http://almubin.tripod.com/mdsarwar.htm

Now tell me that "Maidens with pears-shaped breasts" is actually about grapes! grapes with such lovely boobs?? they are then one hell of delicious grapes.
Let's not forget that there are so many sayings of Muhammad describing those "grapes " in a very sexual way.
Of course you can guess that if any Arab hears of this "grapes " theory, he will laugh to death.
Aren't there any grapes around here? I am just a little bored.

[hadespussercats]

I've heard that "virgins" is actually a mis-reading or mis-translation of the text, which actually says "raisins."

That would be disappointing. Even if you really liked raisins.

It's quite surprising for me that such an extremely rubbish claim has managed to circulate among westerners. Dawkins himself mentioned this claim.
This claim came out from a smart ass German orientalist who wrote a stupid book reinterpreting the Quran in the light of the Aramaic language!!!! Meaning that all the "mis-translations" he discovered were actually discovered for the first time by this smart ass author who outstanded all the Arabic language scientists during the past 1400 years who unanimously stated that "Hoor Ein" means "maidens with big black and white lovely eyes", which is usually translated in English as "Virgins".
Moreover, many of the "virgins" verses describe them in a sexual way, giving no way for the genius "grapes" theory.
For example, the Quran says:
The pious ones will be triumphant (78:31).
They will have gardens and vineyards, (78:32) maidens with pears-shaped breasts who are of equal age (78:33) and cups full of wine (78:34).
http://almubin.tripod.com/mdsarwar.htm

Now tell me that "Maidens with pears-shaped breasts" is actually about grapes! grapes with such lovely boobs?? they are then one hell of delicious grapes.
Let's not forget that there are so many sayings of Muhammad describing those "grapes " in a very sexual way.
Of course you can guess that if any Arab hears of this "grapes " theory, he will laugh to death.
Aren't there any grapes around here? I am just a little bored.

I did point out that it was only hearsay. Still, thanks for setting the record straight on that one. I'm glad to know the suicide bombers are indeed dying for a good cause.