I demanded that you did not become friends, so don't blame me.Bella Fortuna wrote:You set us up together.pawiz wrote:Fucking Bella's faultstripes4 wrote:I see. I see. I am not a drive-by. I have been introduced to Ratz by Bella, whose aquaintance I have made on a flippant social networking site. I intend to stay around long enough to have slept with all the male contributors and some of the female ones. This should take me at least a year, or 18 months tops, so you have my full attention for some time yet. I hope that answers your question.
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It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Exactly.pawiz wrote:I demanded that you did not become friends, so don't blame me.Bella Fortuna wrote:You set us up together.pawiz wrote:Fucking Bella's faultstripes4 wrote:I see. I see. I am not a drive-by. I have been introduced to Ratz by Bella, whose aquaintance I have made on a flippant social networking site. I intend to stay around long enough to have slept with all the male contributors and some of the female ones. This should take me at least a year, or 18 months tops, so you have my full attention for some time yet. I hope that answers your question.
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Pawiz. I'm feeeellliiinnnn the lurve 
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Stripes4, as a mod here, I give you my full permission to insult Pawiz until your heart's content! 
We danced.
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Kristie wrote:Stripes4, as a mod here, I give you my full permission to lust after Pawiz until your heart's content!
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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pawiz wrote:Kristie wrote:Stripes4, as a mod here, I give you my full permission to lust after Pawiz until your heart's content!
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Welcome, stripes! I like your avatar, and I like your style with pawiz 
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Hi there Stripes. Welcome to Ratz. Where do you hail from? What I am trying to ask is.... what exactly is a biscuit where you live? This is very important and could affect your forum future.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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rachelbean wrote:Welcome, stripes! I like your avatar, and I like your style with pawiz
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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All so friendly. *snuggly*
Rachelbean. I have been aware of the existence of the being that you know as Pawiz, since before your earth years began. He is, and always has been, my arch nemesis. We will continue to meet, across the light years, until time itself becomes a thing of the past. We will battle, but never destroy eachother, because our individual existence depends on the survival of the other. He is darkness. I am light. He is bread with butter on. I am tomato soup. He is a twat. I am brilliant. Yin and yang. you know it makes sense.
Rachelbean. I have been aware of the existence of the being that you know as Pawiz, since before your earth years began. He is, and always has been, my arch nemesis. We will continue to meet, across the light years, until time itself becomes a thing of the past. We will battle, but never destroy eachother, because our individual existence depends on the survival of the other. He is darkness. I am light. He is bread with butter on. I am tomato soup. He is a twat. I am brilliant. Yin and yang. you know it makes sense.
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In latest news I just defeated and killed stripes4.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Welcome to the forum.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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As if.pawiz wrote:In latest news I just defeated and killed stripes4.
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Breaking news. Pawiz didn't kill me. I am eating porridge and picking bits of hard skin off my foot while I watch tv. I am omnipotent and omnivorous. Pawiz couldn't fight his way out of a paper bagBella Fortuna wrote:As if.pawiz wrote:In latest news I just defeated and killed stripes4.
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