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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:08 am

Animavore wrote:Aussie rules sucks. It's just a bastardised version of Gaelic Football.
But played by real men, not no-contact sissies... :twisted:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by Animavore » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:13 am

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Animavore wrote:Aussie rules sucks. It's just a bastardised version of Gaelic Football.
But played by real men, not no-contact sissies... :twisted:
You mean real men who like to hold and grapple each other, roll all over each other and all fall down together on the ground writhing and entwining with each other?
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:30 am

Animavore wrote:
JimC wrote:
Animavore wrote:Aussie rules sucks. It's just a bastardised version of Gaelic Football.
But played by real men, not no-contact sissies... :twisted:
You mean real men who like to hold and grapple each other, roll all over each other and all fall down together on the ground writhing and entwining with each other?
:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

Maybe a little bit... :shifty:

But mostly bumping and hammering each other with gratifying ferocity... :tup:

Virtually no crowd violence at an Aussie rules match, far too much happening on the field...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by charlou » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:33 am

JimC wrote:Virtually no crowd violence at an Aussie rules match, far too much happening on the field...
I think we take our 'one-eyed' team support with too much self deprecatory humour to get too precious and seriously tribal about it. ;)
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by Animavore » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:37 am

JimC wrote: Virtually no crowd violence at an Aussie rules match, far too much happening on the field...
No crowd violence at Gaelic either. Or any game played in any Irish league. The Irish are too sound for that :tup:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:40 am

Charlou wrote:
JimC wrote:Virtually no crowd violence at an Aussie rules match, far too much happening on the field...
I think we take our 'one-eyed' team support with too much self deprecatory humour to get too precious and seriously tribal about it. ;)
Yeah, there's probably something in that too, but I honestly think that a certain hominid desire for "physicality" is satisfied by Aussie rules (& maybe Rugby) to the extent that the crowds are satiated...

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:15 pm

Crows lost by 48 points woot! :woot: :D

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Port wins
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:09 pm

redunderthebed wrote:Crows lost by 48 points woot! :woot: :D

The perfect weekend in the life of any Port Adelaide fan.

Port wins
Crows lose

:mrgreen:
Yep, a good win by the Cats, even though the Crows made several determined challenges during the match, and we had a few lapses of concentration at times...

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:53 am

So, Richmond and Fremantle remain the sick men of the AFL... :hum:
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Post by redunderthebed » Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:00 am

JimC wrote:So, Richmond and Fremantle remain the sick men of the AFL... :hum:
I tipped melbourne against ninthmond so i'm happy. :woot:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:05 am

redunderthebed wrote:
JimC wrote:So, Richmond and Fremantle remain the sick men of the AFL... :hum:
I tipped melbourne against ninthmond so i'm happy. :woot:
Yep, Richmond's coach, Terry Wallace, is a dead man walking.

This gives me great pleasure...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:01 am

Wallace has escaped till a mid-season review... Fair enough, I guess...

Port faces a big challenge, Red, in the form of the rampaging Saints, though you do have a good record against them... :hum:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:36 am

JimC wrote: Port faces a big challenge, Red, in the form of the rampaging Saints, though you do have a good record against them... :hum:
Port is getting thrashed they just aren't letting them any time on the ball. :cry:

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Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:20 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
JimC wrote: Port faces a big challenge, Red, in the form of the rampaging Saints, though you do have a good record against them... :hum:
Port is getting thrashed they just aren't letting them any time on the ball. :cry:

Lucky i've got Gin. :tup: :drunk:
Hope that bottle is full... :cheers:

You're nearly 11 goals down at three quarter time... :shock:

Pray for a miracle! :twisted:

Oh shit, I forgot, we're fucking atheists... :doh:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:22 pm

JimC wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
JimC wrote: Port faces a big challenge, Red, in the form of the rampaging Saints, though you do have a good record against them... :hum:
Port is getting thrashed they just aren't letting them any time on the ball. :cry:

Lucky i've got Gin. :tup: :drunk:
Hope that bottle is full... :cheers:

You're nearly 11 goals down at three quarter time... :shock:

Pray for a miracle! :twisted:

Oh shit, I forgot, we're fucking atheists... :doh:
Its nearly-ish full ;)

and STFU jim. :lol: :cry:
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The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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