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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Millefleur
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three shots of rum & coke in one plus three seperateshots of rum males the room all spinny.
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Mishakal wrote:three shots of rum & coke in one plus three seperateshots of rum males the room all spinny.
Yes.
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shiner bock, a tasty little tidbit, tenderly tethered tonguewise..can I say, just once: yeehaw! shiver me timbers, lads. 
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Clearly I haven't drunk enough... 
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hey! Don't mock my enjoyment of my inebreation! 'Bella Fortuna wrote:Mishakal wrote:three shots of rum & coke in one plus three seperateshots of rum males the room all spinny.
Yes.
Or the act that the spinnning hasn't stopped.d
Gawdzilla wrote:Ordnance Absorption Devices.AshtonBlack wrote:"Fuckin' civvies getting in the way of the bullets..."
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I'm living up the last days of this forum being a place to place my insane, inane, or whatever posts...sigh. there was a moment when I thought...wow...I can be myself here, drunk, sober, poetic, etc...I'm suddenly feeling censored and I haven't even said anything! oh well.Bella Fortuna wrote:Clearly I haven't drunk enough...
I'm sure you can drink more to get to your own personal yeehaw.
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There are better ways to get the the yeehaw.... yet sadly impractical at the moment... 
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Buffalo soldier Oi Oi Oi!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
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Sort it out!
You guys aren't posting fast enough for me just now, I'm drunk and have a short attioention span, start posting to keep me entertained already!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Paco wrote:You guys aren't posting fast enough for me just now, I'm drunk and have a short attioention span, start posting to keep me entertained already!
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I need something to work with though, I've read all the recent posts 
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Re: Sort it out!
Who iz more drunk, me or you? I haz been drinking since 2 this afternoon, CJ can vouch for that. I only just stopped now I got in, so .
Fast enough?
.Fast enough?
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You were out drinking with CJ?MasterBaker wrote:Who iz more drunk, me or you? I haz been drinking since 2 this afternoon, CJ can vouch for that. I only just stopped now I got in, so
Fast enough?
Where was my inveite?
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Just gonna add that it's good to see you again Mike, can't wait to share a pint ot 20 with you again mate 
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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