Moral Dilemma....

[Millefleur]

The cat. The dog might be meatier but I could keep him and lub him and squeeze him forweva, if I ate the dog I'd have to put up wth the fucking cat lording it over me and treating me as its slave. Throw a dog a bone and its grateful, throw a cat a bone and its all 'what the fuck is that, you worthless little cunt? Clean that shit up and saute me some liver, biatch.'

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Which one has more BRAINZZZZZZ!!!!!!

[Randydeluxe]

Here's an interesting thought.

If you've eaten much meat protein in any part of the world where dogs are consumed regularly, you've probably eaten dog meat.

But what if you've never been away from what you consider to be a no-dog-eating part of the world? There is still some chance that you've consumed dog meat while thinking that your supplier of hamburger or sausage or chow mein is 100% honest.

What do you think the odds are that you've unintentionally eaten dog meat?

I've had too many plate lunches from dirt cheap walk-ups to kid myself that I've lived a 100% no-dog-eaten life.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

If you have trouble making up your mind:

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

[rachelbean]

If you have trouble making up your mind:

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

Yes, this confirms how awesome dogs are (I would have pee'd on the guy too, he looks like a douchebag)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Svartalf]

It's always Pussy for me.............

In the double entendre you mean, I'd take the same way.

Now, if it means consuming the flesh of an actual animal, I'll eat dog as the Chinese and my Gaulish ancestors did, plus, I'm allergic to cats.

[Feck]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Helps if you're smarter than the dog.

[Cunt]

When it comes down to starvation it stops becoming a "moral" dilemma (if it ever was one) and basically becomes a question of practicality.
The dog's going to lose every time.

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Which one has more BRAINZZZZZZ!!!!!!

-o0-0o-

Well, the dog, if nurtured, can likely be an aid in hunting down my next meal, so it IS a no-brainer for me - the dog and I would eat the cat.

Practically, cat's are useless. They are only good for decoration and contempt, so the dog will win every time. (unless one does not think about the future)

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Dogs work for their dinner. Cats don't. I'll let you decide who has more brains.

[Azathoth]

The dog. The cat looks after itself while the dog needs feeding and demands more attention than a particularly clingy child. You could always eat the rodenty offerings too. The cat knows you are too shit to catch them yourself

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The dog. The cat looks after itself while the dog needs feeding and demands more attention than a particularly clingy child. You could always eat the rodenty offerings too. The cat knows you are too shit to catch them yourself

So the cat has more brains. I knew that.

[Horwood Beer-Master]

... if I ate the dog I'd have to put up wth the fucking cat lording it over me and treating me as its slave...

But you are.