Moral Dilemma....

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Re: Moral Dilemma....

Post by rachelbean » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:54 pm

Cats are selfish little assholes even when they are cool ones, how can you guys choose the puppy? :nono:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:55 pm

rachelbean wrote:Cats are selfish little assholes even when they are cool ones, how can you guys choose the puppy? :nono:
I think a kitteh might taste a little stringy......
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Post by RuleBritannia » Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:56 pm

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Post by rachelbean » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:18 pm

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rachelbean wrote:Cats are selfish little assholes even when they are cool ones, how can you guys choose the puppy? :nono:
I think a kitteh might taste a little stringy......
Well, if you're just going for taste, I understand. I was a bit conflicted because I'm sure the puppy would taste better, but I realized I still needed to go with the cat :tea:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:20 pm

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rachelbean wrote:Cats are selfish little assholes even when they are cool ones, how can you guys choose the puppy? :nono:
I think a kitteh might taste a little stringy......
Well, if you're just going for taste, I understand. I was a bit conflicted because I'm sure the puppy would taste better, but I realized I still needed to go with the cat :tea:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:21 pm

I wonder which tastes most like chicken?
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Post by Trolldor » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:22 pm

I may be part Chinese, but by god if you ever eat a dog and I find out I will make a goddamn human centipede out of you.
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Re: Moral Dilemma....

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:25 pm

Dogs or "house pigs" as I call them, are delicious and nutritious.
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Re: Moral Dilemma....

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:27 pm

The mutt obviously - then later the kitten would eat me.


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Re: Moral Dilemma....

Post by Pappa » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:10 pm

Cat for starter, dog for main. :food:

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Post by Sælir » Tue Sep 14, 2010 8:56 pm

rachelbean wrote:Cats are selfish little assholes even when they are cool ones, how can you guys choose the puppy? :nono:

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Post by Animavore » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:33 pm

'Cause puppies are meatier than scrawny-ass cats :dunno:
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Post by Feck » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:51 pm

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Re: Moral Dilemma....

Post by maiforpeace » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:55 pm

Depends - whichever animal weighed more. So it would probably be the dog, since cats are mostly hair and they look bigger than they actually are.
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Re: Moral Dilemma....

Post by Animavore » Tue Sep 14, 2010 9:57 pm

When it comes down to starvation it stops becoming a "moral" dilemma (if it ever was one) and basically becomes a question of practicality.
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