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Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Tero » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:15 am

Eggs hatch, chicks are born, some of them become roosters some become chickens. So chickens have been observed to come from eggs. This ridiculous notion that eggs come from chickens, where is the evidence? I want direct proof that egg molecules come from chickens. Why half the DNA in the egg and chick does not even come from the chicken.

Just because the chickens occasionally sit on eggs is no proof.
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:43 am

[comfort]But you have to admit that the egg is intelligently designed to pass through the chicken's cloaca. What more proof do you need?[/comfort]
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Tero » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:52 am

Chicken poop comes out of the cloaca. Why would they put the reproductive tube in such a filthy place? It's not civilized.
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:59 am

Tero wrote:Chicken poop comes out of the cloaca. Why would they put the reproductive tube in such a filthy place? It's not civilized.
There's an irreductible complexity to be addressed here. If you have two channel, you have two holes. This implies that one hole wasn't enough. Remember, God only took one rib from Adam to make his servant helpmeet bitch.
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by JimC » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:58 am

Hehehehehe hehe hehehehehehehehe hehe hehe hehe hehehehe...

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hehehe hehe hehe hehe....

You said "cloaca"... hehe hehe hehe...

hehehe hehe hehe hehehe hehehe hehe hehe hehe hehe....
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Feck » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:02 am

I 've dissected chickens they had Eggs in them ..is this proof ?
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Rum » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:06 am

I nearly always see eggs on a plate with bacon. It is blindingly obvious to me therefore that pigs lay them. :kiki:
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Feck » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:13 am

no rum that just proves Eggs hunt pigs
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Pappa » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:18 am

Which came first; the chicken or the dinosaur?
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Rum » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:19 am

I haz evidences!

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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:31 am

Feck wrote:I 've dissected chickens they had Eggs in them ..is this proof ?
How do you know the eggs didn't invade the chickens?
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by normal » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:34 am

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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Tero » Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:38 am

No proof at all, just an infertile egg. And why are some white?
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Re: Evidence for Chickens causing eggs

Post by Tero » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:16 pm

That video actually annoys me, someone would just stuff an egg in a cloaca for a video. Torture.
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