You lot are scary.
Re: You lot are scary.
sweet teddy story, millefleur ... you'll find our unisex loo in the NSFW forum, down the hall, second door on the right. Collect your nose peg and galoshes from the hallstand on the way in and don't mind the lurker in the corner .. he's just a harmless perv
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Re: You lot are scary.
Charlou wrote:. . . and don't mind the lurker in the corner .. he's just a harmless perv
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Re: You lot are scary.
Gawdzilla wrote:Charlou wrote:. . . and don't mind the lurker in the corner .. he's just a harmless perv
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Re: You lot are scary.
Most of the forum are indeed very scary, but I am just harmless old Uncle Jim...
Would you like to see my etchings sometime?
Would you like to see my etchings sometime?
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Not to mention his eyeball...JimC wrote:Most of the forum are indeed very scary, but I am just harmless old Uncle Jim...
Would you like to see my etchings sometime?
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Full membership is easy to obtain! Just post - simple as that..which you appear to be doing! A belated welcome!
Re: You lot are scary.
Millefleur wrote:Hello, I'm Millefleur and I'm a.. oop wrong place
First off I didn't ride in on a battleship, was pure coincidence that. I came here for a bit of fun on the side and have seen a few comments but am not getting involved in any poop slinging, much as I lub Ratskep, Hugh McB et al I see no need to defend them nor do I have any desire to get embroiled in any crap. Lets just brush that malarky under the carpet, there we go, just give it a little stamp, flatten out those lumps. There we go, all gone.
Now what was I going to sayAh yes. You lot are scary. Its like being in the pub and standing on the outskirts of a group of strangers all having a laff together. Actually, it takes me right back to being a pyjama-clad child standing unnoticed in the doorway of my parents dinner parties, clutching a teddy and needing a wee, staring wide eyed at a dozen drunken parents roaring with laughter at something called a 'blowjob'. I'm sure I'll settle in soon and figure this forum out, posting crap of little value with an annoying lack of apostrophes and sentences with far too many commas, but for now please be gentle with me
Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there
Spankyou kindly.
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Hi Millefleur, welcome 
Scary? Nah, crazy and drunk, yes (but that's only me) 
Scary? Nah, crazy and drunk, yes (but that's only me) Ex Afrika semper aliquod novi!
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
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That's not only you Dries, we've had a long standing tradition of being drunkards since day 1!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
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Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
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See me after class.Tigger wrote:Re: the grammer, tho. you must, absolutley mussed get that alright alot ofg the thyme anyway.
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The Curious Squid wrote:That's not only you Dries, we've had a long standing tradition of being drunkards since day 1!
Ex Afrika semper aliquod novi!
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
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There is a video of me drunkenly talking to my fish floating around here somewhere.Dries van Tonder wrote:The Curious Squid wrote:That's not only you Dries, we've had a long standing tradition of being drunkards since day 1!
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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Your fish was floating around here somewhere? You must've been really drunk!Twoflower wrote:There is a video of me drunkenly talking to my fish floating around here somewhere.Dries van Tonder wrote:The Curious Squid wrote:That's not only you Dries, we've had a long standing tradition of being drunkards since day 1!
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Re: You lot are scary.
"Arr! Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"Gawdzilla wrote:You can add yourself to NSFw in the User Control Panel. It's the "Usergroups" tab.Millefleur wrote:Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there
Spankyou kindly.
As for scary:
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You on the nitrous, Dory?Dory wrote:"Arr! Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"Gawdzilla wrote:You can add yourself to NSFw in the User Control Panel. It's the "Usergroups" tab.Millefleur wrote:Also, could somebody direct me to the mysterious NSFW pretty please as I can't find it. Unless I'm already there
Spankyou kindly.
As for scary:
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