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Re: Well Hello!

Post by Bella's Dad » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:38 pm

Proof? Well, I don't really know. What sort of proof would you like? I could tell you the story about Bella getting her head stuck in the picket fence when she was seven.

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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:41 pm

Bella's Dad wrote:Proof? Well, I don't really know. What sort of proof would you like? I could tell you the story about Bella getting her head stuck in the picket fence when she was seven.
:ddpan: .....................................................................................OK. Good enough for me.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:48 pm

FBM wrote:
Bella's Dad wrote:Proof? Well, I don't really know. What sort of proof would you like? I could tell you the story about Bella getting her head stuck in the picket fence when she was seven.
:ddpan: .....................................................................................OK. Good enough for me.
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Post by Feck » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:13 pm

So the picket fence story ?
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Post by CJ » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:15 pm

mrenutt4 wrote:So the picket fence story ?
We're waiting :pop:

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Post by FBM » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:18 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
FBM wrote:
Bella's Dad wrote:Proof? Well, I don't really know. What sort of proof would you like? I could tell you the story about Bella getting her head stuck in the picket fence when she was seven.
:ddpan: .....................................................................................OK. Good enough for me.
Bella will be on in about 1/2 hour. Then things will get interesting. :coffee:
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Post by Faithfree » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:25 pm

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:30 pm

CJ wrote:
mrenutt4 wrote:So the picket fence story ?
We're waiting :pop:
Perhaps she's busy phoning her dad.

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Post by Feck » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:32 pm

Thinking Aloud wrote:
CJ wrote:
mrenutt4 wrote:So the picket fence story ?
We're waiting :pop:
Perhaps she's busy phoning her dad.
or editing all her previous posts ;)
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Re: Well Hello!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:34 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote::shifty:
Hmmm, eight minutes early. I'm slipping.
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Re: Well Hello!

Post by charlou » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:35 pm

Soooooooooooo, is Bella likely to be spanked for anything you find ... improper ...? :shifty:




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Re: Well Hello!

Post by Bella's Dad » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:39 pm

CJ wrote:
mrenutt4 wrote:So the picket fence story ?
We're waiting :pop:
Oh sorry.

Well Bella was playing in the hallway when one of her friends called round (a girl who lived a few doors down). They were talking in the hallway for a few minutes when Bella suddenly ran out into the front garden crying. She tripped on the lawn and got her head rammed between two slats in the picket fence. We had a fire truck out. The firemen were very understanding and carefully cut her free. Her friend was watching, transfixed, from the porch step the whole time and as the firemen were doing their job I asked her what had been said to make Bella so upset so suddenly. Apparently, she'd pointed at Bella's feet and said, "Oh, you're wearing one black sock and one navy sock". Poor Bella was distraught.

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