You forgot some...What kinds of cheese do you like?
Have you ever had the uncontollable urge to post pics of your bits?
How much do you drink and when can we expect your first drunk post?
hello i'm new here
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You forgot some...What kinds of cheese do you like?
Have you ever had the uncontollable urge to post pics of your bits?
How much do you drink and when can we expect your first drunk post?
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was a member of TAL.Paco wrote:So, you ready for the 20 questions?
how did you find this place?
What do you do for a living?
Where in Scotland do you live?
Do you like the Lord of the Rings movies?
If so, why?
How many consecutive punches to the face do you think it would take you to kill the queen?
How long's a piece of string?
If you could have any super power what would it be?
What animal from the endangered species list would you eat if you were forced to?
Would you require to be forced to eat an endangered species?
What's the biggest living thing you've ever killed?
Is your name actually Billy Bainbridge?
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Achtland
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PecorinnoBella Fortuna wrote:
What kinds of cheese do you like?
Have you ever had the uncontollable urge to post pics of your bits?
How much do you drink and when can we expect your first drunk post?
it has never got uncontrolable and you wouldn't see anything unless i gave myself a centre parting.
i only normally get drunk with people. and as no one ever visits me it is some thing i will have to work hard on doing.
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Pappa
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how did you find this place? - um... I didn't find it.
What do you do for a living? - web developer
Where in Scotland do you live? - duh... I don't live in scotland
Do you like the Lord of the Rings movies? - yes
If so, why? - because they're entertaining and violent, but good to watch with kids too
How many consecutive punches to the face do you think it would take you to kill the queen? - just the one, but I'd hold back so I could kill her with 100 instead
How long's a piece of string? - about that long
If you could have any super power what would it be? - mastery of time and space
What animal from the endangered species list would you eat if you were forced to? - panda
Would you require to be forced to eat an endangered species? - no, but don't tell anyone... people might think I'm a bad person
What's the biggest living thing you've ever killed? - a rabbit, I think
Is your name actually Billy Bainbridge? -
What kinds of cheese do you like? - nearly all of them bar strong blue cheeses and french ones that smell of BO.
Have you ever had the uncontollable urge to post pics of your bits? -
How much do you drink and when can we expect your first drunk post? - probably quite a bit more than is healthy and you've seen be post drunk loads of times.
What do you do for a living? - web developer
Where in Scotland do you live? - duh... I don't live in scotland
Do you like the Lord of the Rings movies? - yes
If so, why? - because they're entertaining and violent, but good to watch with kids too
How many consecutive punches to the face do you think it would take you to kill the queen? - just the one, but I'd hold back so I could kill her with 100 instead
How long's a piece of string? - about that long
If you could have any super power what would it be? - mastery of time and space
What animal from the endangered species list would you eat if you were forced to? - panda
Would you require to be forced to eat an endangered species? - no, but don't tell anyone... people might think I'm a bad person
What's the biggest living thing you've ever killed? - a rabbit, I think
Is your name actually Billy Bainbridge? -
What kinds of cheese do you like? - nearly all of them bar strong blue cheeses and french ones that smell of BO.
Have you ever had the uncontollable urge to post pics of your bits? -
How much do you drink and when can we expect your first drunk post? - probably quite a bit more than is healthy and you've seen be post drunk loads of times.
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Achtland
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you ate a panda
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how did you find this place? - BAA made me come
What do you do for a living? -Construction admin
Where in Scotland do you live? - duh... I don't live in scotland
Do you like the Lord of the Rings movies? - yes
If so, why? - because PJ did an amazing job on the adaptataion and got the feel of the books
How many consecutive punches to the face do you think it would take you to kill the queen? - I woulnd't want to know and wouldn't want to kill her I'd much rather punch Fred Phelps
How long's a piece of string? 9 inches
If you could have any super power what would it be? teleportation
What animal from the endangered species list would you eat if you were forced to? I wouldn't want to
Would you require to be forced to eat an endangered species? I wouldn't eat it
What's the biggest living thing you've ever killed? a blackbird by accident
Is your name actually Billy Bainbridge? -No
What kinds of cheese do you like? All, especially Shropshire Blue, Brie and vintage cheddar
Have you ever had the uncontollable urge to post pics of your bits? it's not something i would do
How much do you drink and when can we expect your first drunk post? Not sure, not as much as I used to... drunken post on Friday i reckon
What do you do for a living? -Construction admin
Where in Scotland do you live? - duh... I don't live in scotland
Do you like the Lord of the Rings movies? - yes
If so, why? - because PJ did an amazing job on the adaptataion and got the feel of the books
How many consecutive punches to the face do you think it would take you to kill the queen? - I woulnd't want to know and wouldn't want to kill her I'd much rather punch Fred Phelps
How long's a piece of string? 9 inches
If you could have any super power what would it be? teleportation
What animal from the endangered species list would you eat if you were forced to? I wouldn't want to
Would you require to be forced to eat an endangered species? I wouldn't eat it
What's the biggest living thing you've ever killed? a blackbird by accident
Is your name actually Billy Bainbridge? -No
What kinds of cheese do you like? All, especially Shropshire Blue, Brie and vintage cheddar
Have you ever had the uncontollable urge to post pics of your bits? it's not something i would do
How much do you drink and when can we expect your first drunk post? Not sure, not as much as I used to... drunken post on Friday i reckon
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Bella Fortuna
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Only to hide the evidence that he had sex with it first.Achtland wrote:
you ate a panda
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that is where i have gone wrong all these years
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Bella Fortuna
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Why do you think the panda population in the UK is so low?Achtland wrote:that is where i have gone wrong all these years
That damned Pappa.
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yeh! :hum:
and zoos are really hard to brake in to these days
and zoos are really hard to brake in to these days
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how did you find this place? - I live here.
What do you do for a living? - dole scum
Where in Scotland do you live? - Englandshire - but I think it might be in Russia... Better ask Ace's sister to be sure.
Do you like the Lord of the Rings movies? - Yes
If so, why? - No film can ever do a book it is based on justice if the book is as well-loved and as intricate as LotR - but Jackson did about as good a job as he could have been expected to. (I hated the special effects during Gollum's death though - that was stupidly unconvincing.)
How many consecutive punches to the face do you think it would take you to kill the queen? - One if I caught her a good 'un and she didn't see it coming.
How long's a piece of string? - One of its legs is both the same, so I would probably say... about 9?
If you could have any super power what would it be? - Galactus seems a pretty cool dude - I'd go with his.
What animal from the endangered species list would you eat if you were forced to? - Any. My life is worth more to me than that of any other creature - including YOU!
Would you require to be forced to eat an endangered species? - Yes. I wouldn't kill anything I didn't have to kill that was more evolved than a fish.
What's the biggest living thing you've ever killed? - Two dogs ran out of a driveway straight in front of my car one rainy night - I was doing 60mph - the biggest looked like a labrador. Deliberately though - an eel - about two and a half feet in length and very tasty once it stopped fucking writhing!
Is your name actually Billy Bainbridge? - Sadly, I not haz BB'z koolz?
What kinds of cheese do you like? - All cheese - except cottage cheese, which is not really cheese, just baby sick in a pot.
Have you ever had the uncontollable urge to post pics of your bits? - I think the answer to that is quite well documented.
How much do you drink and when can we expect your first drunk sober post?
What do you do for a living? - dole scum
Where in Scotland do you live? - Englandshire - but I think it might be in Russia... Better ask Ace's sister to be sure.
Do you like the Lord of the Rings movies? - Yes
If so, why? - No film can ever do a book it is based on justice if the book is as well-loved and as intricate as LotR - but Jackson did about as good a job as he could have been expected to. (I hated the special effects during Gollum's death though - that was stupidly unconvincing.)
How many consecutive punches to the face do you think it would take you to kill the queen? - One if I caught her a good 'un and she didn't see it coming.
How long's a piece of string? - One of its legs is both the same, so I would probably say... about 9?
If you could have any super power what would it be? - Galactus seems a pretty cool dude - I'd go with his.
What animal from the endangered species list would you eat if you were forced to? - Any. My life is worth more to me than that of any other creature - including YOU!
Would you require to be forced to eat an endangered species? - Yes. I wouldn't kill anything I didn't have to kill that was more evolved than a fish.
What's the biggest living thing you've ever killed? - Two dogs ran out of a driveway straight in front of my car one rainy night - I was doing 60mph - the biggest looked like a labrador. Deliberately though - an eel - about two and a half feet in length and very tasty once it stopped fucking writhing!
Is your name actually Billy Bainbridge? - Sadly, I not haz BB'z koolz?
What kinds of cheese do you like? - All cheese - except cottage cheese, which is not really cheese, just baby sick in a pot.
Have you ever had the uncontollable urge to post pics of your bits? - I think the answer to that is quite well documented.
How much do you drink and when can we expect your first drunk sober post?
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Ricky Gervais did that first.Bella Fortuna wrote:Only to hide the evidence that he had sex with it first.Achtland wrote:
you ate a panda
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Pappa
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I just couldn't find a sheep when I was in China. What's a guy to do?Bella Fortuna wrote:Only to hide the evidence that he had sex with it first.Achtland wrote:
you ate a panda
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Wow, those questions were really just for Auch, didn't expect them to be filled in by everyone. Should we make them a standard initiation test?
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Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
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Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
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Put your breasts awayPaco wrote:Wow, those questions were really just for Auch, didn't expect them to be filled in by everyone. Should we make them a standard initiation test?
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