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The Curious Squid
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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by The Curious Squid » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:27 pm

Achtland wrote::naughty:
Yup, he's used the naughty emoticon, one of us for sure.
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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:33 pm

Achtland wrote:mrenutt4 is a not right i enjoy derailing as it allows me to see want you folks talk about normally
If you see anyone talking "normally", inform a staff person immediately, somebody's account has been hacked. :pissed:
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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Achtland » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
EDIT:
what you talk about when not introducing your self to me. :oops:

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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by The Curious Squid » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:40 pm

I already said hi!

Plus, you're going to have to get used to this if you stick around, the conversation doesn't flow so much as it get squirted around!
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:41 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Achtland wrote:mrenutt4 is a not right i enjoy derailing as it allows me to see want you folks talk about normally
If you see anyone talking "normally", inform a staff person immediately, somebody's account has been hacked. :pissed:
What qualifies as normal conversation here.
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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Achtland » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:45 pm

anything normal people don't talk about?

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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Elessarina » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:48 pm

what's "normal"? I'm confused :what:

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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Achtland » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:50 pm

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
i don't really know :levi:

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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:50 pm

Elessarina wrote:what's "normal"? I'm confused :what:
Don't let it scare you, El, it's just a word. (Just don't Google it.)
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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:51 pm

Achtland wrote::banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
i don't really know :levi:
Then you will fit in here perfectly, New Guy. :cheers:
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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Achtland » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:54 pm

ty :mrgreen:

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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by The Curious Squid » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:55 pm

Just give us your pin number and bank card and you'll be free to look around :coffee:
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Achtland » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:57 pm

if i had any money to give you be assured it would be in your hand already pal :Flirt:

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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:01 pm

Achtland wrote:if i had any money to give you be assured it would be in your hand already pal :Flirt:
He has that charismatic effect on people. :whisper: Either that or they're drunk...
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Re: hello i'm new here

Post by The Curious Squid » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:03 pm

So, you ready for the 20 questions?

how did you find this place?
What do you do for a living?
Where in Scotland do you live?
Do you like the Lord of the Rings movies?
If so, why?
How many consecutive punches to the face do you think it would take you to kill the queen?
How long's a piece of string?
If you could have any super power what would it be?
What animal from the endangered species list would you eat if you were forced to?
Would you require to be forced to eat an endangered species?
What's the biggest living thing you've ever killed?
Is your name actually Billy Bainbridge?
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful... :woot:

Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.

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