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by Mysturji » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:56 pm
FBM wrote:Howdy, DvT.

One or two of us also enjoy the occasional
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DvT
You make him sound like a medical condition.
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by Dries van Tonder » Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:59 pm
Mysturji wrote:
Shouldn't you be trying to
stop racketeering in the High Court?
Nah, that's the job of my friends in the National Prosecuting Service. I get the offenders to represent. But normally (in racketeering cases) it ends in plea and sentencing agreements

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:00 pm
Just what this place needs, another dunk poster!
Welcome, Dries. Hope you find the place to your liking. You might find a little competition for the post of forum piss-artist, however - we have one or two inebriates here already - never touch the stuff myself, of course...
Oh and...

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by Dries van Tonder » Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:01 pm
Mysturji wrote:FBM wrote:Howdy, DvT.

One or two of us also enjoy the occasional
![[icon_drunk.gif] :drunk:](./images/smilies/icon_drunk.gif)
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DvT
You make him sound like a medical condition.
I only drink for medical purposes: Killing parasites in the lower intestine

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by Dries van Tonder » Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:02 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Just what this place needs, another dunk poster!
Welcome, Dries. Hope you find the place to your liking. You might find a little competition for the post of forum piss-artist, however - we have one or two inebriates here already - never touch the stuff myself, of course...
Oh and...

Hi Xamonas, good to see you

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by Woodbutcher » Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:24 pm
Hi Dries! Welcome to the madhouse! I'm one of the non-drinkers, but go ahead and imbibe!

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by Dries van Tonder » Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:39 pm
Woodbutcher wrote:Hi Dries! Welcome to the madhouse! I'm one of the non-drinkers, but go ahead and imbibe!

Thanks!!!

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by leo-rcc » Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:16 pm
Hi Dries,
I already met you on Facebook, welcome to our humble abode.
Ek wens jy baie pret op die forum.
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by Dries van Tonder » Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:17 pm
leo-rcc wrote:Hi Dries,
I already met you on Facebook, welcome to our humble abode.
Ek wens jy baie pret op die forum.
Dankie Leo

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by Elessarina » Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:59 pm
Normal wrote:Hello! What is racketeering?

What you do
Welcome Dries...

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by Dries van Tonder » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:01 pm
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by Gallstones » Mon Aug 16, 2010 8:40 pm
Hey, you look familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere--Brandy convention maybe?
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by Lozzer » Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:36 pm
I mainly represent people accused of heinous crimes such as murder, rape, armed robbery and racketeering in the High Court.
You'll be very welcome here.
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by JimC » Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:16 pm
G'day mate, great to have another southern hemisphere person, these northern types are all a bit weird, babbling on about the heat right now...

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by Pappa » Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:04 pm
Clearly... you'll fit in well here.
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