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Re: Why are you here?

Post by Dasein » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:12 am

Existentialist1844 wrote:
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I'm quite adept at plucking overactive eyebrows, care to submit to my tweezers? ;)
I shall pass.

I was thinking more along the lines of lingerie! :drool:
YOU can wear all the lingerie you'd like, I'm sure you will look charming. ;)
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by Existentialist1844 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:29 am

Dasein wrote:
Existentialist1844 wrote:
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I'm quite adept at plucking overactive eyebrows, care to submit to my tweezers? ;)
I shall pass.

I was thinking more along the lines of lingerie! :drool:
YOU can wear all the lingerie you'd like, I'm sure you will look charming. ;)
You bet Ill look charming! :tup:
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:29 pm

Existentialist1844 wrote:You bet Ill look charming! :tup:
Hmmm... :hum:
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by Horwood Beer-Master » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:59 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Why are you here
Potentially a deep question. :levi:
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by Ian » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:28 pm

I am here because I am not there.
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by cowiz » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:32 pm

I'm not queer :lay:

Oh hang on, I misread the OP.
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:55 am

Well, I try to be here, but sometimes, quite weirdly, I am there... :dono:
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by Trolldor » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:01 am

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere...
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by colubridae » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:20 am

The lord jesus wants me to save you sinners. :dance:

(so long as I don't have to touch anyone :|~ )


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Re: Why are you here?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:06 pm

JimC wrote:Well, I try to be here, but sometimes, quite weirdly, I am there... :dono:
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by fordo » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:16 pm

i dont know why im here, but i cant/dont want to leave..i blame geoffs avatar mostly
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by Ronja » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:55 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Actually. I'm here for the cake. They said there would be cake! :cry:
See, all you needed to have was some patience! QED

Besides, if you're Facebook friends with Kristie, you can adore more really fancy & nifty cakes there. Her "My cakes" photo album is unbelievable. :drool:
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Re: Why are you here?

Post by Ian » Sun Jul 18, 2010 4:38 pm

Gawdzilla wrote: "No matter where you go, there you are."
...said the pigshit-covered peon in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome :tup:
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