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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by Witticism » Mon May 17, 2010 3:21 am

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redunderthebed wrote:I hope you squish the maggots jim. :tup:

Old habits die hard Port lost due to a last quarter fadeout. :evil:
Yeah, I watched most of the game. Your boys tried for most of the match, but faded a little...

And Carlton have been the fucking surprise packet of the season, actually...
Great game by the Cats :td:

They are starting to click ... going to be an awesome game on Friday night ... I hope we bring those Colliwobbles crashing back down to Earth. :biggrin:

I picked them Blue baggers to win ... and they didn't let me down. (Some good scalps they have now - Cats, Saints and Port - it would seem they are no pretenders this yr)

Mind you apart from my mighty Cats and Norfff ... I got every other tip wroong .. oh .. except I '"never ever tip Freo" so I got that right as well.

A little annoyed I couldn't chnage my tip to the Bulldogs after I found out Bradshaw wasn't playing.

Looks like the Crows are "4th quarter specialists" .... pitty they don't play for the first 3 quarters :roll:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat May 22, 2010 7:22 am

A tidy little 6 goal win by the Cats last night, against the great pretenders, Collingwood...

The Pies got pussywhipped! :biggrin:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Thu May 27, 2010 1:05 pm

We play richmond if we don't beat them we are fucked. :nono:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Thu May 27, 2010 10:02 pm

redunderthebed wrote:We play richmond if we don't beat them we are fucked. :nono:
And they are coached by one of your great past players, Hardwick!

(I taught him - a hard nut and a complete asshole, BTW...)
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri May 28, 2010 9:33 am

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redunderthebed wrote:We play richmond if we don't beat them we are fucked. :nono:
And they are coached by one of your great past players, Hardwick!

(I taught him - a hard nut and a complete asshole, BTW...)
Maths sucks i'd be an arsehole in that class too. :hehe:

Hardwick is a legend and played in the greatest grand final in history 2004.

But we will still beat them i hope. :?
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat May 29, 2010 6:50 am

Tidy little 9 goal win to the Cats over the Demons...

:tup: :cheers:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat May 29, 2010 9:05 am

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Faced 'em, and fucked 'em... :tup:

Two of our AFL teams have interesting nicknames - the Demons and the Saints... :dono:

At least my mob are real...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:10 am

I've let this thread slide... :nono:

The Cats got thumped last week by the Saints, but we were a little undermanned...

Stevie J gave that pest Baker a damn good elbow! :tup: (along with his 9 weeks suspension...) Stevie's 3 weeks doesn't matter, since he needs that time to heal a broken hand anyway...

Back on the winner's list this week with a 35 point win over North... :woot:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:57 am

Don't worry jim i'll be in the corner curled up in a ball wanting the season to end quickly. :cry:

Loss 7 matches in a row soon to be 8 with the maggots coming to town this week. :fp:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:49 am

Scraped in with a narrow 2 point win against the Hawks today, but 4 points is 4 points...
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:19 am

Our new coach is Port Adelaide legend Matty Primus good luck mate!. :tup:

My sister at a club function told him that my mum had the hots for him. :funny:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:36 am

Red, you will be pissed off this weekend. Not only did your blokes lose to the Doggies, but the Cats allowed the Crows to slip through with a win! :doh:
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:42 am

Holy fuck! port have won two in a row with a stirring 8 point victory over the hawks. :woot:

The cows lost to richmond level with them so those fuckers can get back in their box. :woot:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
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Re: The Aussie Rules thread

Post by JimC » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:51 am

redunderthebed wrote:Holy fuck! port have won two in a row with a stirring 8 point victory over the hawks. :woot:

The cows lost to richmond level with them so those fuckers can get back in their box. :woot:
I thought you would be happy, Red - not only with your blokes, but the defeat of your hated foe, by a team coached by a legend of your club (a right hard, nasty bastard; I should know, I attempted to teach the little cunt some science...)

A cruisy win by the Cats over Sydney, but one hell of a challenge next week against the Pies...
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