What's wrong with being pompous?

[Clinton Huxley]

By the very blood that runs in my veins, I can't escape the fact that the saxon live on pretence and stolen finery.

Whereas the Gaul prospers on flatulence and mercury, damn him!

[Svartalf]

Flatulence? at the very least, I show the taste of eating my beans in a cassoulet rather than at breakfast.

As for the mercury, you must be mistaken, all my metal is solid, not plated. and it shows the quickness of my wit as opposed to your gross plodding.

[AshtonBlack]

Hey... what about the Angles! (Oh god... I can feel the puns coming!) and the Jutes?

[Clinton Huxley]

Perhaps there was not mercury enough in France to cure all of its men of the brain-rotting pox? It is of no consequence.

[Svartalf]

the angles got curbed and the jutes went into the sack

[Svartalf]

Perhaps there was not mercury enough in France to cure all of its men of the brain-rotting pox? It is of no consequence.

pox? are you speaking of the Spanish sickness you brought back from tussling with the armada? Gadzooks, your leaden wits bespeak the saturnism which has plagued your line for the last 15 centuries.

[Feck]

are you endeavouring to take a patronizing tone to one who is your better in so many ways it would take a supercomputer merely to count them?

But where could the French find a super computer ?

[Svartalf]

are you endeavouring to take a patronizing tone to one who is your better in so many ways it would take a supercomputer merely to count them?

But where could the French find a super computer ?

We buy them in bulk, or go to the English speaking world to borrow their abundant supply of idiot savants

[Feck]

are you endeavouring to take a patronizing tone to one who is your better in so many ways it would take a supercomputer merely to count them?

But where could the French find a super computer ?

We buy them in bulk, or go to the English speaking world to borrow their abundant supply of idiot savants

maybe Argentina or Serbia has some ..after all you aren't really members of Nato are you ?

Tell you what ,why don't you ask Greenpeace for a PC ..only slightly water damaged !

[Bella Fortuna]

The Zionists, will no one think of the Zionists?

[Trolldor]

are you endeavouring to take a patronizing tone to one who is your better in so many ways it would take a supercomputer merely to count them?

I fear for your nation if your definition of a supercomputer is one only capable of counting to zero.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

are you endeavouring to take a patronizing tone to one who is your better in so many ways it would take a supercomputer merely to count them?

I fear for your nation if your definition of a supercomputer is one only capable of counting to zero.

Pwnd!

[Svartalf]

Count to zero? what kind of gajillion googolplex is this? I did not intend to humiliate our unfortunate island neighbours by invoking such huge numbers.

[Trolldor]

Count to zero? what kind of gajillion googolplex is this? I did not intend to humiliate our unfortunate island neighbours by invoking such huge numbers.

I see your standard practice of surrender started early.

[Svartalf]

Anything for aged Stilton to go with my port.