Am I the only one pissed off with the vuvuzelas?

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Re: Am I the only one pissed off with the vuvuzelas?

Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:47 pm

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Post by Ayaan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:53 pm

That noise completely destroys any enjoyment of the game for me. I've not been watching because of it.
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Re: Am I the only one pissed off with the vuvuzelas?

Post by maiforpeace » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:56 pm

Ayaan wrote:That noise completely destroys any enjoyment of the game for me. I've not been watching because of it.
All that energy blowing horns!!??...they could be breaking out in fights I suppose.

It's barely tolerable - but hasn't kept me from watching.
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Post by RuleBritannia » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:04 pm

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Re: Ban the vuvuzela!

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:17 pm

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RuleBritannia wrote:Traditional? They're about as traditional as my iPod.
Traditional in S. Africa, I guess...
Since the invention of plastic, anyway...
Maybe they made them out of rhino horns or something before plastic....
No they were made out of tin.
Maybe they were made out of wood.

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Re: Am I the only one pissed off with the vuvuzelas?

Post by Azathoth » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:23 pm

It drowns out the neanderthals all going "muuhn um ug ah hugh um hugh" at least
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Re: Am I the only one pissed off with the vuvuzelas?

Post by colubridae » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:31 pm

What does vulvazela sound like?

ew :naughty:
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Re: Am I the only one pissed off with the vuvuzelas?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:40 pm

colubridae wrote:What does vulvazela sound like?

ew :naughty:
Like 100,000 fanny farts in B♭ :tea:
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Post by redunderthebed » Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:53 am

Ghatanothoa wrote:It drowns out the neanderthals all going "muuhn um ug ah hugh um hugh" at least
I would rather hear singing and chanting than those fucking horns anyday. :lay:
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Re: Am I the only one pissed off with the vuvuzelas?

Post by colubridae » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:27 pm

There's only one thing get's on my tits more than the vuvuzelas:-
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Re: Am I the only one pissed off with the vuvuzelas?

Post by devogue » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:44 pm

I know I'm an easily irritated arse with a short fuse, but I have done my best to try and ignore them - I really thought I would get used to them, but they've just got worse and worse. My wife is going to throw me out of the house if I don't fuck up complaining.

The last straw was yesterday's Holland match. When Kuyt scored, there was a barely audible little crescendo of girly cheers from the crowd which were quickly drowned out by a ratcheting up of the wail of plastic trumpets (I refuse to call them Vuvuzelas because it gives them some kind of cultural credence) - Kuyt's joy was met with pure unemotion. At that point this World Cup died for me - I have now switched off and written it off as a pathetic aberration. I console myself with the thought that the 2014 tournament in Brazil should be wonderful, and after waiting eight years rather than the usual four my enjoyment and anticipation will be even more enhanced.

World Cup 2010 RIP.

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Post by RuleBritannia » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:17 pm

It's alway nice to see the samba at the Brazil games. I say see, because I couldn't fucking hear it!
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Re: Am I the only one pissed off with the vuvuzelas?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:49 am

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Although it should be "Insistente come la vespa" - musical directions are traditionally given in Italian. I presume that is Latin??
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