Fucking Engurlund

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Fucking Engurlund

Post by cowiz » Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:21 am

They've not even kicked off yet and I'm in agony.

It's going to be fucking horrible.

I hate being English :lay:
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Re: Fucking Engurlund

Post by devogue » Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:30 am

pawiz wrote:They've not even kicked off yet and I'm in agony.

It's going to be fucking horrible.

I hate being English :lay:
You love it.

Just remember it will end on penalties against France in the quarters.

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Re: Fucking Engurlund

Post by cowiz » Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:32 am

devogue wrote:
pawiz wrote:They've not even kicked off yet and I'm in agony.

It's going to be fucking horrible.

I hate being English :lay:
You love it.

Just remember it will end on penalties against France in the quarters.
I'm hoping we don't get through the group stages. Then I can settle back and actually enjoy the tournament.
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Re: Fucking Engurlund

Post by devogue » Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:36 am

Imagine this for a moment:

Imagine you won it.

How would that feel?

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:40 am

pawiz wrote:They've not even kicked off yet and I'm in agony.

It's going to be fucking horrible.

I hate being English :lay:
Tennis game today? :coffee:
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Re: Fucking Engurlund

Post by RuleBritannia » Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:42 am

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pawiz wrote:They've not even kicked off yet and I'm in agony.

It's going to be fucking horrible.

I hate being English :lay:
Tennis game today? :coffee:
Queen's is on, don't think there's any English left though, just that damn Scot!
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Post by Twiglet » Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:04 pm

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Jun 12, 2010 1:31 pm

pawiz wrote:They've not even kicked off yet and I'm in agony.

It's going to be fucking horrible.

I hate being English :lay:
:nono: You're not anymore. You've been here long enough that the statute of limitations has run out. Besides, who was interested in going for citizenship?? :coffee:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:58 pm

RuleBritannia wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
pawiz wrote:They've not even kicked off yet and I'm in agony.

It's going to be fucking horrible.

I hate being English :lay:
Tennis game today? :coffee:
Queen's is on, don't think there's any English left though, just that damn Scot!
He's out - beaten by Mardy Fish. :tea:
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Re: Fucking Engurlund

Post by Rum » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:16 pm

As I am alone this weekend I am considering going to a pub showing the natch tonight. Do you think I am being foolhardy? :?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:29 pm

Rum wrote:As I am alone this weekend I am considering going to a pub showing the natch tonight. Do you think I am being foolhardy? :?
Very. Natch is no fun at all. I'd find a pub that's showing the football instead. :tea:
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Re: Fucking Engurlund

Post by colubridae » Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:44 pm

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Re: Fucking Engurlund

Post by cowiz » Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:48 pm

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Re: Fucking Engurlund

Post by Rum » Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:50 pm

I am told, buy someone who knows (Missus Rum, who I am in txt contact with this weekend) that this was the toughest match in the group.

Pile of bollox none the less! :nono:

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Re: Fucking Engurlund

Post by klr » Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:54 pm

Rum wrote:I am told, buy someone who knows (Missus Rum, who I am in txt contact with this weekend) that this was the toughest match in the group.

Pile of bollox none the less! :nono:
You'd better hope so ... :mrgreen:
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