A few weeks back I met Rum for the first time, shortly after shaking hands in introduction he turned to me and said, "You know, I think I know everyone's real name here but yours."
I can't believe that after about 5 years of being a part of this community people still think I'm some form of mental Scotsman whose obsessed with Spain!
So to clarify I'll take you all through the FAQS I've had my entire life in the hopes that I never need explain again that I'm a mental Spaniard who is living in Scotland!
I was born in Palma but moved here when I was 3 which is why I don't have a Spanish accent.
Paco is short for Francisco, there is a long winded explanation for it and if you want to hear it i'll write it out, it is however, boring.
Hello, my name is Francisco Rodriguez.
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Hello, my name is Francisco Rodriguez.
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
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You're just plain mental. We all know that. 
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Hi, "Paco", if that's your real name, welcome to the forum. I hope you've brought cheese and bacon. We're all really friendly.
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I think the lot of you should follow suit and "out" your real names here. Most of you have them on facebook anyway and I prefer calling people by their real names rather than usernames (except Bella and Pappa, their real names are rubbish and don't sound right)
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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I'm the first one to admit that. 
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My parents hold their status as "Aloud" tribe elders quite highly ... I'm not so bothered myself, but "Thinking" is an old Norse name that means "what a twat". Their sense of humour left a little to be desired.
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Bella and Pappa are among the few who I think of in both ratz name and real name
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(Oh, and if anyone does decide to "out" themselves, this forum is visible "out there" so you might want to do it "inside" somewhere.)
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I hope I don't freak anybody out, but...
My first name is Jim!
(well, technically it is James, but I am Jim to all and sundry...)
My first name is Jim!
(well, technically it is James, but I am Jim to all and sundry...)
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Have you brought cheese, "Paco"...if that's your real name 
...Anyway, if you brought cheese, giver her here 
Then I'll decide whether or not I like you based upon how good the cheese it
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...Anyway, if you brought cheese, giver her here Then I'll decide whether or not I like you based upon how good the cheese it
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People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Mmmm.... sundry... with whipped cream and hot fudge..........JimC wrote:I hope I don't freak anybody out, but...
My first name is Jim!
(well, technically it is James, but I am Jim to all and sundry...)
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Re: Hello, my name is Francisco Rodriguez.
I really wanna say your actual name now, I find it weird that it's a social taboo on internet forums to disclose something as trivial without consent.
EDIT:This was directed at O....Thinking Aloud
EDIT:This was directed at O....Thinking Aloud
We have no great war, no great depression.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
Our great war is a spiritual war.
Our great depression is our lives.
JimC wrote:Ratz is just beautiful...
Where else could you go from the taste of raw egg to licking marmalade off tits in such a short space of time?
Pensioner wrote:I worked for 50 years and that's long enough for anyone, luckily I worked to live not lived for work.
Lozzer wrote:You ain't Scottish unless you live off Chicken nuggets, White Lightening and speak like an incomprehensible cow.
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Re: Hello, my name is Francisco Rodriguez.
I don't divulge mine because I've been stalked before and such things make me nervous. A knee-jerk reaction, but still...
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Re: Hello, my name is Francisco Rodriguez.
Mohammud
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I'm Jørgen, and I don't care who knows! 
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