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The matildas

Post by redunderthebed » Fri May 28, 2010 9:42 am

Have qualified for the 2011 women's world cup by beating the japs 1-0. Also are in the final of the Asian Womens cup to play North Korea on Sunday. :dance:


Good luck to the girls hopefully we can bring home our first bit of Asian silverware since our admission to the AFC. :D

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Post by devogue » Fri May 28, 2010 9:46 am

Got any photos of them topless?

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Post by redunderthebed » Fri May 28, 2010 9:49 am

devogue wrote:Got any photos of them topless?
Not the current team but a few years ago they did a calendar.

http://thewade.blogs.com/photos/soccero ... index.html

Most of them are retired.
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Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Post by devogue » Fri May 28, 2010 10:21 am

redunderthebed wrote:
devogue wrote:Got any photos of them topless?
Not the current team but a few years ago they did a calendar.

http://thewade.blogs.com/photos/soccero ... index.html

Most of them are retired.
Very nice!

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Post by FBM » Fri May 28, 2010 10:50 am

redunderthebed wrote:
devogue wrote:Got any photos of them topless?
Not the current team but a few years ago they did a calendar.

http://thewade.blogs.com/photos/soccero ... index.html

Most of them are retired.
Not a single cull in the lot. :clap:
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Re: The matildas

Post by JimC » Fri May 28, 2010 11:49 am

But what happens if the Korean war resumes before then? :dono:
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Post by redunderthebed » Fri May 28, 2010 12:59 pm

JimC wrote:But what happens if the Korean war resumes before then? :dono:
Champione! Champione! Champione! Champione! OLE! OLE! OLE! OLE! :drunk: :drunk: :woot: :woot:

Thats what happens if things go apeshit before sunday might still happen. :levi:
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Post by redunderthebed » Sun May 30, 2010 2:51 pm

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Champione! Champione! Champione! Champione! OLE! OLE! OLE! OLE! :drunk: :drunk: :woot: :woot:
The matildas won 5-4 on penalties after monsoonal weather and pitch that resembles the somme.

Champions of Asia Australia! :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :woot: :woot: :woot:
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Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Post by Faithfree » Sun May 30, 2010 3:13 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
Champione! Champione! Champione! Champione! OLE! OLE! OLE! OLE! :drunk: :drunk: :woot: :woot:
The matildas won 5-4 on penalties after monsoonal weather and pitch that resembles the somme.

Champions of Asia Australia! :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: :woot: :woot: :woot:
Woot! :cheers: :td:
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Post by redunderthebed » Sun May 30, 2010 4:04 pm

The conditions of which the match was played under had to be seen to be believed the middle of the pitch by the end from end to end was a river and you could hardly see courageous effort by both teams to keep on going.
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Re: The matildas

Post by JimC » Sun May 30, 2010 10:05 pm

When the Socceroos come home, they must be sent with the Matildas to a special outback camp to begin the breeding program...
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