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Post by AnInconvenientScotsman » Thu May 27, 2010 8:01 pm

Wassup. Don't pay attention to the name, by the way. My presence here is highly convenient for all :tup: :p
When I feel sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
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Dear good all seeing being; my way or the highway Yahweh,
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I thank your holy might, for making me both rich and white"

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 27, 2010 8:02 pm

Hello and welcome. :cheers: What part of Scotsmanland are you from?
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Post by Feck » Thu May 27, 2010 8:04 pm

hello :td:
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Post by AshtonBlack » Thu May 27, 2010 8:11 pm

Hello!! Welcome!

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Post by AnInconvenientScotsman » Thu May 27, 2010 8:15 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Hello and welcome. :cheers: What part of Scotsmanland are you from?
The wonderful city that is Glasgow. With it's Italian District; beautiful housing schemes and regular stabbings, who wouldn't want to live here?
When I feel sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
True story.
SUIT UP!
"Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword,
Dear good all seeing being; my way or the highway Yahweh,
The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great all-loving faggot-hater
I thank your holy might, for making me both rich and white"

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Re: Hey

Post by maiforpeace » Thu May 27, 2010 8:17 pm

Hello and welcome AnInconvenientScotsman! :flowers: :cheers:
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Re: Hey

Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 27, 2010 8:17 pm

Ah, some of us will be down there on Saturday. We have two other members who live there.
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Re: Hey

Post by AnInconvenientScotsman » Thu May 27, 2010 8:18 pm

Remember to set your watch back twenty-five years ;)
When I feel sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
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"Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword,
Dear good all seeing being; my way or the highway Yahweh,
The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great all-loving faggot-hater
I thank your holy might, for making me both rich and white"

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Re: Hey

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu May 27, 2010 8:20 pm

AnInconvenientScotsman wrote:Remember to set your watch back twenty-five years ;)
*smirk*

I tell people my brother lives 150 years from here, in South Carolina.
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Post by Trolldor » Thu May 27, 2010 8:32 pm

Something tells me you're not a true scotsman.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Post by AnInconvenientScotsman » Thu May 27, 2010 8:44 pm

Don Juan Demarco wrote:Something tells me you're not a true scotsman.
Oh, what a pity.
When I feel sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
True story.
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"Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword,
Dear good all seeing being; my way or the highway Yahweh,
The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great all-loving faggot-hater
I thank your holy might, for making me both rich and white"

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Re: Hey

Post by Trolldor » Thu May 27, 2010 9:03 pm

Last time I make that joke then.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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Re: Hey

Post by Tigger » Thu May 27, 2010 9:08 pm

Don Juan Demarco wrote:Last time I make that joke then.
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Re: Hey

Post by AshtonBlack » Thu May 27, 2010 9:10 pm

Don Juan Demarco wrote:Something tells me you're not a true scotsman.
A fallacy! (It's ok, I got it!)

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Re: Hey

Post by charlou » Thu May 27, 2010 10:19 pm

Hello AIS <--- a convenient abbreviation :mrgreen:
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