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Why is it OK to fuck as many women as you like in heaven but not on Earth? Don't you see the contradiction there? 

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You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing

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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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There is no contradiction. It's o.k. for the men to do the fucking, but not o.k. for the women to get fucked. It's a crime for women to give it up.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Why is it OK to fuck as many women as you like in heaven but not on Earth? Don't you see the contradiction there?
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BUT MANDY The prophet did do and say terrible things and YOU say it's GODS LAW . Now make up your mind !
or do I get the idea that your faith in how wonderful Islam is is shaking a bit .....are we actually getting through to you ?
Are you actually saying that today Muslims should be a great deal more moderate than Mohammed was ?
Are you using your brain to think ? or do your teachers just gloss over the horrors in the koran and the horrors of sharia law .
Do you think that if EVERY Muslim thought about what he was doing before he blew up a night club or took a child bride then it might be a little more acceptable?
Now you have a problem! because if stoning women is wrong then maybe a bacon sandwich will not send you to hell to be tormented for eternity ?
or do I get the idea that your faith in how wonderful Islam is is shaking a bit .....are we actually getting through to you ?
Are you actually saying that today Muslims should be a great deal more moderate than Mohammed was ?
Are you using your brain to think ? or do your teachers just gloss over the horrors in the koran and the horrors of sharia law .
Do you think that if EVERY Muslim thought about what he was doing before he blew up a night club or took a child bride then it might be a little more acceptable?
Now you have a problem! because if stoning women is wrong then maybe a bacon sandwich will not send you to hell to be tormented for eternity ?




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You're saying I'm a deviant are you?mandelson wrote:that just shows how sex mad you are, tigger. i dont think no one can be more deviated than you. mate just take it easy and give up all that adultery business. these sinful ways aint gonna last forever. repent if you want Allah want Allah to let you into heaven. there all men gonna get as many fit birds as they want. at the moment youre in the grip of satanic pleasures.Tigger wrote:
My next activity is to bed a woman while her husband watches.

Adultery is defined as extramarital sex that "willfully and maliciously interferes with marriage relations". Everyone is playing with permission, so no adultery here.

It's not a sin, anyway, it's just your ideals, as morally questionable as they will be if you're a Muslim, that say it's a sin to have fun.
You really want me to wait until I die before I get laid? Fucking lol.
I don't want Allah (piss be upon him) to let me into Heaven, because neither He nor It exists, nor do the 72nvirgins exist. You are going to be sooooooooo disappointed when nothing happens after you die, apart from the fact that you won't know it, which is always a shame, and what makes you people continue to buy into the religious bullshit. All that happens after you die, at least as far as sex goes, is that your cock withers and drops off your rotting corpse. End of story. I'll use mine while the blood's a' pumpin', ta.

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Here's a question for Mandy. This man here, should he have really gone to Specsavers?
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Tigger wrote:Here's a question for Mandy. This man here, should he have really gone to Specsavers?Trigger Warning!!!1! :



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:I-love-pork:Tigger wrote: Here's a question for Mandy. This man here, should he have really gone to Specsavers?
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what you talking about mate. Allah dont do terrible things. His prophet dont do it either. so i dont know where you getting all that bollocks from.Feck wrote: BUT MANDY The prophet did do and say terrible things and YOU say it's GODS LAW . Now make up your mind !
what? what shaking faith. im good muslim who knows what Allah wrote down in his book. i read it you know. have you?or do I get the idea that your faith in how wonderful Islam is is shaking a bit .....are we actually getting through to you ?
Allah says his Prophet is the best man of all. if you can find a better leader of humanity then let me know. i''ll follow him instead.Are you actually saying that today Muslims should be a great deal more moderate than Mohammed was ?
you aint shown me not one wrong thing yet. so there.Are you using your brain to think ? or do your teachers just gloss over the horrors in the koran and the horrors of sharia law .

did you read what i said to mr link and others. they quoted Quran out of context. all verses were about war and stuff. so ofcourse Allah is gonna let muslims shoot soldiers. what do ya expect. He is God you know, not mother teresa. are you saying its horrible to take part in war. what planet are you living mate.

youre right there. some muslims are terrorists and act like the CIA which kills and tortures innocent people. if americans muslims stops doing all that evil, the will both like each other a lot.Do you think that if EVERY Muslim thought about what he was doing before he blew up a night club or took a child bride then it might be a little more acceptable?
i dont like muslim shiekhs who order stoning of women. its not what Allah said in his book. so what gives them the right to go over Allah. they are wrong.Now you have a problem! because if stoning women is wrong then maybe a bacon sandwich will not send you to hell to be tormented for eternity ?
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not its not like that mate. how do you know there aint no life on the other side of death.Tigger wrote:
You are going to be sooooooooo disappointed when nothing happens after you die, apart from the fact that you won't know it, which is always a shame, and what makes you people continue to buy into the religious bullshit. All that happens after you die, at least as far as sex goes, is that your cock withers and drops off your rotting corpse. End of story. I'll use mine while the blood's a' pumpin', ta.
Allah says there is heaven and hell. so its you who will be disappointed, not me. Allah will give your life back after spending millions and millions of years dead in the grave. then you will wake up and regret that you didnt believe the Quran. but then it will be too late for ya. im gonna be hugging my ladies. you wont be allowed to even watch me enjoy eternal life with em.

if you can handle em like me, then you can do em here too mate. Allah knows that most men cant even handle one. after a thousand years, viagra proved Allah right.Xamonas Chegwé wrote: Why is it OK to fuck as many women as you like in heaven but not on Earth? Don't you see the contradiction there?
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You really do believe a lot of fairy stories, don't you? Life after death indeed. You're just frightened of death. Frightened of making your own choices too.mandelson wrote:not its not like that mate. how do you know there aint no life on the other side of death.Tigger wrote:
You are going to be sooooooooo disappointed when nothing happens after you die, apart from the fact that you won't know it, which is always a shame, and what makes you people continue to buy into the religious bullshit. All that happens after you die, at least as far as sex goes, is that your cock withers and drops off your rotting corpse. End of story. I'll use mine while the blood's a' pumpin', ta.
Allah says there is heaven and hell. so its you who will be disappointed, not me. Allah will give your life back after spending millions and millions of years dead in the grave. then you will wake up and regret that you didnt believe the Quran. but then it will be too late for ya. im gonna be hugging my ladies. you wont be allowed to even watch me enjoy eternal life with em.![]()
if you can handle em like me, then you can do em here too mate. Allah knows that most men cant even handle one. after a thousand years, viagra proved Allah right.Xamonas Chegwé wrote: Why is it OK to fuck as many women as you like in heaven but not on Earth? Don't you see the contradiction there?
Did Allah have nothing to do with the design of people, including men? If they need viagra, they aren't perfect, and Allah is flawed. Except he doesn't exist.


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But you see We know how good Tigger is in Bed we have had glowing reports , but we only have your word (and we know how you like lying to us infidel )about how good You are .
Judging by general attitude towards women I would imagine you have had little experience.
Besides it seems a strange thing to boast about considering your now fervent belief that as a good good muslim you should only be fucking your wife(s and your slaves ) .
And as for your assertion that Mohammed was a sexual stud then I can only say that most men would look huge compared to an Eleven year old girl .
Now run off and go make up some stories to tell your friends at school they might believe you .
Judging by general attitude towards women I would imagine you have had little experience.
Besides it seems a strange thing to boast about considering your now fervent belief that as a good good muslim you should only be fucking your wife(s and your slaves ) .
And as for your assertion that Mohammed was a sexual stud then I can only say that most men would look huge compared to an Eleven year old girl .
Now run off and go make up some stories to tell your friends at school they might believe you .




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