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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by Tigger » Tue May 25, 2010 1:29 pm

mandelson wrote:tigger, youve been wanting to mate with me from day one, even though i told ya i aint no gay and not gonna bend before no man. i screw what Allah made for me. thats women, in case you never heard of em.
Actually, "mate", at this very moment I'm having a text conversation with a 30-year old man and his 27-year-old wife who want a threesome. He wants me to fuck her, and they want to pay me for it. :levi: Ha!! Watch and learn. Learn anyway.
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by mandy » Tue May 25, 2010 1:34 pm

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The thing is though Mandy, you may claim that I am reading it out of context, but what's to say that a Muslim may read it "out of context" and decide to grab an axe and go running into a synagogue? or a shopping centre? or a post office?
i know i know. that does happen. i aint denying it. its dangersous to use holy books incorrectly. some muslims do use Quran and bomb innocent people. its a sin. it does happen. muslim imams are working to correct things. but those stopid cowboys from texas aint helping matters. american bombings of muslim civilians makes things worse. :I-love-pork:
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by mandy » Tue May 25, 2010 1:39 pm

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Actually, "mate", at this very moment I'm having a text conversation with a 30-year old man and his 27-year-old wife who want a threesome. He wants me to fuck her, and they want to pay me for it. :levi: Ha!! Watch and learn. Learn anyway.
tigger, that is just disgusting. dont you know children might be reading this forum!! :I-love-pork:
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by Tigger » Tue May 25, 2010 1:40 pm

mandelson wrote:
Link wrote:
The thing is though Mandy, you may claim that I am reading it out of context, but what's to say that a Muslim may read it "out of context" and decide to grab an axe and go running into a synagogue? or a shopping centre? or a post office?
i know i know. that does happen. i aint denying it. its dangersous to use holy books incorrectly. some muslims do use Quran and bomb innocent people. its a sin. it does happen. muslim imams are working to correct things. but those stopid cowboys from texas aint helping matters. american bombings of muslim civilians makes things worse. :I-love-pork:
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Not if they bomb all of the fuckers.
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by charlou » Tue May 25, 2010 1:41 pm

Mandy, you can call me mate if you like ... I'd even have a beer with you ... but I wont screw you, k. :cheers:
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by Tigger » Tue May 25, 2010 1:43 pm

mandelson wrote:
Tigger wrote:
Actually, "mate", at this very moment I'm having a text conversation with a 30-year old man and his 27-year-old wife who want a threesome. He wants me to fuck her, and they want to pay me for it. :levi: Ha!! Watch and learn. Learn anyway.
tigger, that is just disgusting. dont you know children might be reading this forum!! :I-love-pork:
You're just jealous 'cause I get to bed a young lady and get paid for it. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeha!
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by Link » Tue May 25, 2010 1:46 pm

mandelson wrote:
Link wrote:
The thing is though Mandy, you may claim that I am reading it out of context, but what's to say that a Muslim may read it "out of context" and decide to grab an axe and go running into a synagogue? or a shopping centre? or a post office?
i know i know. that does happen. i aint denying it. its dangersous to use holy books incorrectly. some muslims do use Quran and bomb innocent people. its a sin. it does happen. muslim imams are working to correct things. but those stopid cowboys from texas aint helping matters. american bombings of muslim civilians makes things worse. :I-love-pork:
The thing to consider though Mandy is that they think that you are using the Qur'an incorrectly by not beheading infidels or stoning women to death for not marrying the man that raped them, there is no specific way to decide on what the "true" meaning of the Qur'an is within Islam..... So people are going to keep doing exactly what they think the Qur'an tells them to do and will say that you've got the wrong end of the stick.

If you're not allowed to measure it against anything outside of the Qur'an then how do you know that you are taking it in the right context over other Muslims that interpret it differently? :read:

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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by charlou » Tue May 25, 2010 1:49 pm

mandelson wrote:i know i know. that does happen. i aint denying it. its dangersous to use holy books incorrectly. some muslims do use Quran and bomb innocent people. its a sin crime against humanity. it does happen. SOME muslim imams are working to correct things. but those stopid cowboys from texas aint helping matters. american bombings of muslim civilians makes things worse. :I-love-pork:
I'd strike out "incorrectly" and replace "sin" with "crime against humanity", add SOME (oh look, I have), and then I can't argue with any of that.
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by mandy » Tue May 25, 2010 1:54 pm

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Not if they bomb all of the fuckers.
youre a violent minded tiger. :tdown:
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Mandy, you can call me mate if you like ... I'd even have a beer with you ... but I wont screw you, k.
no thanks. i dont do alcohol anymore. plus, i aint right to call lady mate. it just aint right. girls aint fellas, are they.
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by charlou » Tue May 25, 2010 2:01 pm

mandelson wrote:
Charlou wrote:Mandy, you can call me mate if you like ... I'd even have a beer with you ... but I wont screw you, k.
no thanks. i dont do alcohol anymore. plus, i aint right to call lady mate. it just aint right. girls aint fellas, are they.
It depends on your cultural background and personal values, I guess. Many (but not all) Australians don't differentiate, really. These days mate is a friendly term for anyone, for either gender ... matey is its more sympathetic form ... also, guys addresses two or more people, again either, or mixed gender (though 'guy' singular still denotes a male).

Pity about the drink ... but you can still call me mate, anyway. ;)
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by Tigger » Tue May 25, 2010 2:15 pm

mandelson wrote:
Tigger wrote:
Not if they bomb all of the fuckers.
youre a violent minded tiger. :tdown:
Nah, I just have solutions to problems. 8-) Not always practical, though, I admit.

mandelson wrote:
Charlou wrote:
Mandy, you can call me mate if you like ... I'd even have a beer with you ... but I wont screw you, k.
no thanks. i dont do alcohol anymore. plus, i aint right to call lady mate. it just aint right. girls aint fellas, are they.
I don't do alcohol either. I actually stopped drinking before any delusions set in. :tea:

Anyway, I just arranged to see that man and his wife. Can I call them both "mate", especially as it's his wife I'm to mate with? Do you know what DP means? I am unsure, so I'd better look it up ... back in a tick ...

... back ... :drool:
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by Pappa » Tue May 25, 2010 2:28 pm

Serious question:

Mandy, will you come to a forum meet? We have them every couple of months or so, at various places round the UK. Sometimes a couple of people meet, other times a herd of us get together for fun and frolicks. Would you come to one? :FIO:
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by mandy » Tue May 25, 2010 3:18 pm

Pappa wrote:
Serious question:

Mandy, will you come to a forum meet? We have them every couple of months or so, at various places round the UK. Sometimes a couple of people meet, other times a herd of us get together for fun and frolicks. Would you come to one?
sure, why not Pappa, as long as tigger dont have anything poofty on his gay mind.
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Re: Questions for Mandy

Post by Tigger » Tue May 25, 2010 3:28 pm

Hey, that guy I mentioned wants to film me "with" his wife. :shiver:

I told you before, Ray, "bi", not "gay".
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