Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

[Pappa]

Know any good "example sentences"?

Here's a good one on the importance of capitalisation:

John was helping Uncle Jack off his horse.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

[PairOfFeet]

Know any good "example sentences"?

Here's a good one on the importance of capitalisation:

John was helping Uncle Jack off his horse.

[PsychoSerenity]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.

Wooo spooky weird coincidences - I've just been editing my facebook interests and both of these are listed in my favourite quotes.

[cowiz]

I was having a wank and I shot off in her eye. Nothing to do with the OP, I just thought I'd share.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Why don't you ever flush? I can see you're shit!

[orpheus]

Here's a puzzle. Punctuate this sentence so that it makes sense:

John while Jane had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

(solution below)

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

John, while Jane had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

[FBM]

Here's a puzzle. Punctuate this sentence so that it makes sense:

John while Jane had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

(solution below)

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

John, while Jane had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

Fuck. I'm an English teacher and I couldn't figure that one out.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Had had a hat. The hat that Had had had had had "Had" written on it.

[RuleBritannia]

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Self-Help Books are from Uranus.

[colubridae]

Know any good "example sentences"?

Here's a good one on the importance of capitalisation:

John was helping Uncle Jack off his horse.

Biggles flies undone!

[colubridae]

Two race horses called wun-wun and tutu

The sentence is

"wun-wun won a race one day tutu won one too."

[BlackBart]

There was an old WWII newspaper headline;

"British push bottles up Germans"

[Coito ergo sum]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A backward poet writes inverse.

[colubridae]

There was an old WWII newspaper headline;

"British push bottles up Germans"

The allies have taken Sienna and are advancing to the Po.