More Evidences for God

[Svartalf]

There is no more evidence for the existence of God because there has never been any evidence in the first place. There are plenty of arguments for the existence of God, the Teleological argument and the Ontological argument to name just a few but no evidence whatsoever. Those arguments are just a load of gas bagging which even had me sucked in for a while but I came the conclusion those argument really lacked substance and were just that "arguments" not evidence.

Wrong!

As Mandy has pointed out, the shaggability of Cheryl Cole is clear evidence of the existence of god.

Especially when you remember that "god" is French for a dildo

[Feck]

There is no more evidence for the existence of God because there has never been any evidence in the first place. There are plenty of arguments for the existence of God, the Teleological argument and the Ontological argument to name just a few but no evidence whatsoever. Those arguments are just a load of gas bagging which even had me sucked in for a while but I came the conclusion those argument really lacked substance and were just that "arguments" not evidence.

Wrong!

As Mandy has pointed out, the shaggability of Cheryl Cole is clear evidence of the existence of god.

Especially when you remember that "god" is French for a dildo

Oh that's why the X kept screaming it when we were having sex (I feel my pride has been dented now )

[colubridae]

There is no more evidence for the existence of God because there has never been any evidence in the first place. There are plenty of arguments for the existence of God, the Teleological argument and the Ontological argument to name just a few but no evidence whatsoever. Those arguments are just a load of gas bagging which even had me sucked in for a while but I came the conclusion those argument really lacked substance and were just that "arguments" not evidence.

Wrong!

As Mandy has pointed out, the shaggability of Cheryl Cole is clear evidence of the existence of god.

Especially when you remember that "god" is French for a dildo

Fuck me becketts masterpiece was just a spelling mistake..

"waiting for god.. ohhhh"

[colubridae]

Well how come his little brother can spell and do grammar ? Does he have a sister ?

Ejumacation ain't for wimmins innit?

Seems a waste.Just makes you arm tired beating it out of them

Somebody got a tired arm?

Can I help...

[Deep Sea Isopod]

Mandy most idiot theists choose the second law ,only you could say the First law of thermodymamics is evidence for God

thanks mate. it is, if you actually think about it. but come on feck, there is no need to say that only thick men believe in entropy. its just that they often buy into bollocks..

Watch this. You might learn something about the 1st law of Thermodynamics.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... ted_Power/

God powered pumping houses. Tin mines full of Cornish Muslims praying to Allah to make the pumping stations work and pump out all the water.

Is that where we get the An Gof terrorist organisation from? Cornish muslim?

[MrFungus420]

Mandy, you aren't even trying anymore. You've really gotten boring.

[Svartalf]

Mandy, you aren't even trying anymore. You've really gotten boring.

Well, if not evidence for god, you just proved bad taste... or maybe the devil.

[Razor]

Just one? Spoilsport.

Ok, here's a question:

Who killed JFK?

i say that if you didnt create matter kill him and I didn't kill him, then we can say it was [FECK] did the universe it.

See the problem?

no. where is the problem mate?
obviously you have proved my point. JFK didnt kill himself. Feck either killed him, or Feck could have killed JFK. duh.

Of course this example is actually more logical than your original, in that we can at least be certain that JFK was killed. In your case, we have no idea whether the universe was created or not, which is a premise of your statement without proof for which your statement is pointless in any case.

thats just bollocks coz science proved universe was created after big bang. so get your facts right mate. you must be living in a cave not to know what every child know by now.

http://halozone.com/appologetics/god_big_bang.shtml

And even if such proof could be found, we then hit the problem implied above.

so you do know there is proof that this massive universe was created. you did a sly one there mate.

I eagerly await your devastating reply which demonstrates why these are not fatal logic flaws and are in fact evidence of either your incredible poe-ness or your incredible credulity.

i just told you mate. if you just stop being sly and be honest then you know i got science to back my evidences for God.

You've convinced me: Poe. Definitely.

[Achtland]

Just one? Spoilsport.

Ok, here's a question:

Who killed JFK?

i say that if you didnt create matter kill him and I didn't kill him, then we can say it was [FECK] did the universe it.

See the problem?

no. where is the problem mate?
obviously you have proved my point. JFK didnt kill himself. Feck either killed him, or Feck could have killed JFK. duh.

Of course this example is actually more logical than your original, in that we can at least be certain that JFK was killed. In your case, we have no idea whether the universe was created or not, which is a premise of your statement without proof for which your statement is pointless in any case.

thats just bollocks coz science proved universe was created after big bang. so get your facts right mate. you must be living in a cave not to know what every child know by now.

http://halozone.com/appologetics/god_big_bang.shtml

And even if such proof could be found, we then hit the problem implied above.

so you do know there is proof that this massive universe was created. you did a sly one there mate.

I eagerly await your devastating reply which demonstrates why these are not fatal logic flaws and are in fact evidence of either your incredible poe-ness or your incredible credulity.

i just told you mate. if you just stop being sly and be honest then you know i got science to back my evidences for God.

You've convinced me: Poe. Definitely.

never has more rubbish been posted on a website that this bollocks and that includes the shit they spew on christen version of 'appocolypse now' (what ever it is called)

[Achtland]

just

[Achtland]

to

[Achtland]

my

[Achtland]

posts

[Achtland]

:I-love-pork:

[owtth]

If he does you won't be any happier.