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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Thinking Aloud » Wed May 19, 2010 12:21 pm

So is your avatar change significant, Tig?

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Feck » Wed May 19, 2010 12:25 pm

He does look all dark and Moody in the new one .. :ask:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Magicziggy » Wed May 19, 2010 12:31 pm

I haven;t followed this, but I get the gist.
It's like Speakers Corner on a Sunday afternoon. At least 35 years ago when my dad would drag me up there to listen to nutters on their soap boxes.
It was and still is entertainment of sorts. I can live with that.

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by charlou » Wed May 19, 2010 12:33 pm

Magicziggy wrote:I haven;t followed this, but I get the gist.
It's like Speakers Corner on a Sunday afternoon. At least 35 years ago when my dad would drag me up there to listen to nutters on their soap boxes.
It was and still is entertainment of sorts. I can live with that.

Mandy, mate, how's it going mate? Mate.
Matey mate mate. 'Av a banana .
ahehehe ... so many levels that works on :mrgreen:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Wed May 19, 2010 12:38 pm

Magicziggy wrote:I haven;t followed this, but I get the gist.
It's like Speakers Corner on a Sunday afternoon. At least 35 years ago when my dad would drag me up there to listen to nutters on their soap boxes.
It was and still is entertainment of sorts. I can live with that.

Mandy, mate, how's it going mate? Mate.
Matey mate mate. 'Av a banana .
I went there, probably about 35 years ago. There was this guy on his box shouting at people, immigrants usually.

"Hey, there, my man."
"Uh"
"Yes you. Where are you from?"
"Uh, Africa."
"Well why don't you fuck off back there, then?"

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But the "fuck off" aspect of people actually fucking off is sometimes overlooked by the targets. :whistle:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 19, 2010 12:41 pm

How do I know that I have a REAL bank note? :ask:

ALL bank nates, both real and fake have a designer. Who designed God?


Oh, and Mandy, mate. The other gods were around long before Allah. Fake bank notes came after real ones.

And there are MANY real bank notes. So by your logic there must be MANY real gods.


Just saying innit mate. :tea:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by charlou » Wed May 19, 2010 12:43 pm

mandelson wrote:ok...

evidence three for God:

without real God, false gods couldnt exist in the same way
without real banknotes counterfeits couldnt exist.

we all know there are many fake things right?
fake things mean there must be real things.
no one says they dont know any false gods.
false gods mean there must be a true god.
so who is the true God?

the answer is Allah.

therefore, existence of falsehood and evil is evidence that truth exists. Allah is the ultimate truth.

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Fake banknotes and false gods are evidence for real God and real money.

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:lol: mandy, whoever the fuck you are, you'd be a welcome contributor here :clap:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Magicziggy » Wed May 19, 2010 12:47 pm

Tigger wrote:
I went there, probably about 35 years ago. There was this guy on his box shouting at people, immigrants usually.

"Hey, there, my man."
"Uh"
"Yes you. Where are you from?"
"Uh, Africa."
"Well why don't you fuck off back there, then?"

:ddpan:


But the "fuck off" aspect of people actually fucking off is sometimes overlooked by the targets. :whistle:
.Yeah, come to think of it, I remember you. Leather jacket and army pants. Mod haircut. 8-)
My dad, who is indian muslim, would go up to get abused and give back with interest. His two sports were Hyde Park and Hockey.

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Wed May 19, 2010 1:00 pm

Magicziggy wrote:
Tigger wrote:
I went there, probably about 35 years ago. There was this guy on his box shouting at people, immigrants usually.

"Hey, there, my man."
"Uh"
"Yes you. Where are you from?"
"Uh, Africa."
"Well why don't you fuck off back there, then?"

:ddpan:


But the "fuck off" aspect of people actually fucking off is sometimes overlooked by the targets. :whistle:
.Yeah, come to think of it, I remember you. Leather jacket and army pants. Mod haircut. 8-)
My dad, who is indian muslim, would go up to get abused and give back with interest. His two sports were Hyde Park and Hockey.
Just for emphasis, you did appreciate my intended target there, I hope?
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by mandy » Wed May 19, 2010 1:30 pm

im reading yesterdays posts. im gonna come to them, coz if i dont, you gonna say im ignoring you. i dont do that coz i like you chaps. i wouldnt ignore you. i just wish you stop pissing.

tigger, why you want a fight me with fists. i already told you i dont want no fight with you. plus thanks for changing your pic. dont do the beds mate. it was not nice you laying the mattress like that. women were watching.

Psychoserenity, evidences for God aint suppose to be funny. topics about God is dead serious mate. your hell depends on em. hell aint no joke. if you want jokes then watch blackadder.

Feck, thanks mate. i might come up one day. but im not gonna be having no beer with you. Allah wont allow me alcohol no more.

Animavore, there aint no need for that kind of language. if you cant find no mistake in the Allah arguments, then dont get mad at me mate. i aint forcing you to believe in your creator.

Magicziggy, im giving evidence for God. i gave two in other thread and now i gave the third one. you read em and then let me know if you think they are right or wrong. these chaps are just messing but some are serious about God.
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Here's a model of the Death Star. It's not the real thing of course (by definition), but by your logic, the real one must exist somewhere ...
just coz you havent seen a massive death star dont mean they dont exist. are you trying to say that no one cant make no actual death stars. i reckons even star destoyers might exists. how do you know they are not. they are possible you know. even super star destroyers cant be ruled out. they might be floating away somewhere far far away. but you got no imagination mate, thats why so you cant see the possibilities.


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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Tigger » Wed May 19, 2010 1:40 pm

mandelson wrote:im reading yesterdays posts. im gonna come to them, coz if i dont, you gonna say im ignoring you. i dont do that coz i like you chaps. i wouldnt ignore you. i just wish you stop pissing.

tigger, why you want a fight me with fists. i already told you i dont want no fight with you. plus thanks for changing your pic. dont do the beds mate. it was not nice you laying the mattress like that. women were watching.
I don't want to fight you with fists, silly. I'm not a Muslim and I don't need aggression as part of my way of life the way the Qur'an demands of a true Muslim (obviously I don't mean you here, 'cause you aren't). I can't figure why you think I'm shagging a mattress when 1) I'm patently not, 2) I already told you I'm climbing a wall.

Glad you like the avatar: you should see what I was doing when the photo was taken, though. :levi:
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Post by Animavore » Wed May 19, 2010 1:41 pm

mandelson wrote:Animavore, there aint no need for that kind of language. if you cant find no mistake in the Allah arguments, then dont get mad at me mate. i aint forcing you to believe in your creator.

Who says anything about getting mad?
I'm pointing out that I don't believe you are who you say you are because even a child born with a kidney where his brain should be can see the fault in the logic. In fact klr pointed it out to you but you didn't respond to him of course.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Wed May 19, 2010 1:43 pm

Your grammar and punctuation seems to be declining even more. If you make an effort to do a little better as "Ray" you could at least try as hard here. :coffee:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Wed May 19, 2010 1:44 pm

mandelson wrote:


Here's a model of the Death Star. It's not the real thing of course (by definition), but by your logic, the real one must exist somewhere ...


just coz you havent seen a massive death star dont mean they dont exist. are you trying to say that no one cant make no actual death stars. i reckons even star destoyers might exists. how do you know they are not. they are possible you know. even super star destroyers cant be ruled out. they might be floating away somewhere far far away. but you got no imagination mate, thats why so you cant see the possibilities.


:td:


The celestial Teapot analogy springs to mind. :hehe:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Razor » Wed May 19, 2010 1:44 pm

mandelson wrote:
Razor wrote:
mandelson "i said if you didnt create matter, neither did i, then we can say it was Allah who did the universe"

Is it possible to have more logic failures in one sentence?
like which ones? go on then, just show one thing that is wrong with it. im waiting mate.

Just one? Spoilsport.

Ok, here's a question:

Who killed JFK?

i say that if you didnt create matter kill him and I didn't kill him, then we can say it was [inseert name of any one you fucking care to think of here] did the universe it.

See the problem?

Of course this example is actually more logical than your original, in that we can at least be certain that JFK was killed. In your case, we have no idea whether the universe was created or not, which is a premise of your statement without proof for which your statement is pointless in any case. And even if such proof could be found, we then hit the problem implied above. (Bugger, I think that's two, my apologies but you know us atheists, we never keep our word).

I eagerly await your devastating reply which demonstrates why these are not fatal logic flaws and are in fact evidence of either your incredible poe-ness or your incredible credulity.

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