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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by owtth » Mon May 17, 2010 9:48 pm

I have no reason for posting this here, but it's awesome.

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Svartalf » Mon May 17, 2010 11:03 pm

Feck wrote:
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Bella Fortuna wrote:
mandelson wrote:bella, you know exactly what!! dont fake it with me. :evil:
I never fake it. :levi:
Oh, bummer... now I'll be afraid to seduce you, because if you say yes and I'm bad, you'll dip my nose in my own inadequacy.


That so needs to be :fix: I just don't have the heart ...
Well, it's not so much that it needs be fixed than the fact it would be cumming right after something else being dipped into someone else

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by charlou » Tue May 18, 2010 12:56 am

Svartalf wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:
mandelson wrote:bella, you know exactly what!! dont fake it with me. :evil:
I never fake it. :levi:
Oh, bummer... now I'll be afraid to seduce you, because if you say yes and I'm bad, you'll dip my nose in my own inadequacy.
Best way to improve 'adequacy' is to have honest and helpful input. Many people seem to find this difficult though. People can be so physically intimate with a partner and yet so impotent with shyness, frustration or impatience when it comes to talking constructively with each other about what gives them pleasure and ways to improve that aspect of their lives.
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 18, 2010 1:19 am

I like this thread much better as a sex-advice column. Please continue. :flowers:

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Mr P » Tue May 18, 2010 1:43 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:I like this thread much better as a sex-advice column. Please continue. :flowers:

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Ah yes sex advice, so where does one find this sex thing then... I can't remember :ask:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by charlou » Tue May 18, 2010 1:46 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:I like this thread much better as a sex-advice column. Please continue. :flowers:

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A finger in the anus is worth two in the bush. :FIO:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 18, 2010 1:47 am

Charlou wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I like this thread much better as a sex-advice column. Please continue. :flowers:

:huggeroo:
A finger in the anus is worth two in the bush. :FIO:
I prefer two in each. :FIO:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Twoflower » Tue May 18, 2010 4:21 am

I don't know why I am posting here. So whats been going on for the last 16 pages? :coffee:
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 18, 2010 4:33 am

Pluto2 wrote:I don't know why I am posting here. So whats been going on for the last 16 pages? :coffee:
Codswallop, mostly. :coffee: Now we're talking about fingers in orifices.

But your avatar makes it all worthwhile. :FIO:
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Twoflower » Tue May 18, 2010 4:35 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Pluto2 wrote:I don't know why I am posting here. So whats been going on for the last 16 pages? :coffee:
Codswallop, mostly. :coffee: Now we're talking about fingers in orifices.

But your avatar makes it all worthwhile. :FIO:
ahhh the old finger in orifices argument. Best argument I've ever heard for god.


right back at you :FIO:
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 18, 2010 4:39 am

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Twoflower » Tue May 18, 2010 4:39 am

:flowers: :cuddle:
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
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And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue May 18, 2010 4:42 am

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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by owtth » Tue May 18, 2010 6:00 am

Pluto2 wrote:I don't know why I am posting here. So whats been going on for the last 16 pages? :coffee:

Same old shiite
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Re: More Evidences for God

Post by mandy » Tue May 18, 2010 12:41 pm

tigger, why on earth are you giving me gay advice. you can shove those tips right up your back poof side. get it clear in your head, i aint no gay like you. i love women. i dont like men. im never gonna sleep with a man. so stop trying to get me into bed with you. :I-love-pork:

i made that clear when i gave you free advice, tigger! when i said i charge 25 quid, that was about giving secrets of women to chaps who dont know a single thing about em. Thinking Aloud knew what i was talking about!!. :evil:
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