More Evidences for God

[colubridae]

after 1000 posts it was closed down by bella. the woman carries the locks.

For what? The rationalia chastity belts?

Rationalia should NEVER be used in the same sentence as chastity!!

The shackles for some and the iron maiden for others.

oops sorry

[FBM]

[Tigger]

Tigger mate, it is you who ignored it. i told you WHO said its best to cut your dick.

The World Health Organization recommended circumcision after holding a consultative meeting of in March 2007 in Switzerland.

http://www.who.int/hiv/mediacentre/news68/en/index.html

see, Allah was right. circumcision is good for your health. UN now agrees with Allah. chopping a bit of you willy makes you live longer. why are you so bovered about men who get it cut. does it hurt you even to think about the knife and the willy.

Yeah, but that's only if you're in a pig-ignorant country (Muslim usually) where the incidence of HIV is high due to ignorance (born out of reading fuck all but that foul book you promulgate), and people haven't got the wit to use condoms. You don't get HIV without fucking someone with it, and if you think chopping off your beef leaf and then going at a Muslim Ho (or a young boy so you can still say you're a virgin when you get married) hammer and tongs without a barrier is sensible, then you're welcome to her/him.

It doesn't bovver me a bit thinking about your willy near a knife. You might think about a vasectomy too; just to keep the numbers down.

[mandy]

I have asked on several occasions for you to present all of your 'evidences' as soon as possible.

Between each of these posts you have posted at least once, and failed to present any more of your 'evidences'.

Of course I have also, in each of my posts, hinted my scepticism of your intentions. I strongly suspect that you would much rather drag this out for another month before giving us more of your 'evidences'. Because you are a troll. I'm fairly sure most of the others think so too. But now, if your next post is anything other than a damn good answer to my question......

right!! that does it!!

i dont give a rats arse what you think of me. i only care what Allah thinks of me. so if you wanna talk nicely then i'll talk to ya, otherwise, you do know how to screw yourself, dont you. :I-love-pork:

so let me make it extra clear for you. until i first write down in my diary all the evidences for God, and it aint easy to get them right, and then secondly after that, i carefully copy them here, you can either wait for it like everyone else, or you can

[mandy]

sorry everyone. i'll answer you in a bit. i had to sort this psycho out first.

[FBM]

I believe that was a huff. Or perhaps a tiff, even.

[charlou]

I have asked on several occasions for you to present all of your 'evidences' as soon as possible.

Between each of these posts you have posted at least once, and failed to present any more of your 'evidences'.

Of course I have also, in each of my posts, hinted my scepticism of your intentions. I strongly suspect that you would much rather drag this out for another month before giving us more of your 'evidences'. Because you are a troll. I'm fairly sure most of the others think so too. But now, if your next post is anything other than a damn good answer to my question......

right!! that does it!!

i dont give a rats arse what you think of me. i only care what Allah thinks of me. so if you wanna talk nicely then i'll talk to ya, otherwise, you do know how to screw yourself, dont you. :I-love-pork:

so let me make it extra clear for you. until i first write down in my diary all the evidences for God, and it aint easy to get them right, and then secondly after that, i carefully copy them here, you can either wait for it like everyone else, or you can

mandy, this is a reminder to heed our guidelines, thanks.

[charlou]

sorry everyone. i'll answer you in a bit. i had to sort this psycho out first.

This too. Cut it out or we will consider suspending your account.

[Coito ergo sum]

Allah loves pigs

[Coito ergo sum]

A list of all the evidences for Allah:

[mandy]

sorry, i went for a brew.

dont be sly. i didnt say all artists are gods. i said there got to be artists when there is beauty. Allah is an artist too. He has the best talent of all. no other artists can match beauty created by Allah. Allah is the best. if you think somebody else can beat him in talent, then tell me who it is. you cant can you.

Wakȟáŋ Tȟáŋka

what the hell is that. are you chatting bollocks again?

Why does it have to be a "who"

well ok, whatever. it still has got to be something. if Allah is getting stuck in your throat, then ill use it instead of who. happy now?

Not "who" , "What"

duh. thats what im asking you and you aint now telling me nothin. if you dont like who, then ok what. what was it. what did it.

Humans created him.

thats so funny. you actually believe humans can create a creator.
chaps here are having enough difficulty getting their heads around the fact that there is a creator who is behind our universe. now youre telling em its the other way round. thats a good one mate. you are saying the universe is responsible for the creator. that is so funny. i never heard that one before. it should make it to the joke of the year book. well done mate.

So, what's Allah made of?

i dont know mate. Allah is not telling us properly.
all he said was this: "Allah is the light of the heavens and the earth.."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayat_an-Nur

that is from sura noor which means Chapter of Light.

i dont know what Allah is on about there. maybe humans cant fully understand the absolute being like the true God. our intellect is limited and therefore trying to totally understand the mind of God is just too much for your brains. i think only prophet mohammad peace be upon him a lot, knows what the true God is and what he is made of. he went to see God at the throne during isra, which is the night journey, when God sent angel came fetch him. the angel came and transported prophet mohammed to the throne at zillion times speed of light. i dont know whats going on there. but some things prophet mohammed did not tell everyone. he said if i told you all, some of you would chop my head off. so he only told it all to his daughter and his son in law and no one else. so i am in the dark about what Allah is made of as much as you are. sorry mate.

here is text from another page where more information is quoted from Allah:

"God is the Light of the heavens and the earth. The parable of His light is as if there were a niche and within it a lamp: The lamp enclosed in glass: The glass as it were a brilliant star: Lit from a blessed tree, an olive, neither of the east nor of the west, whose oil is well-nigh luminous, though fire scarce touched it: Light upon Light! God doth guide whom He will to His light: God doth set forth parables for men: and God doth know all things."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An-Nur

i dont know if youre any wiser now. im not.

[mandy]

Charlou

[charlou]

Sooooo ... back to your errrr ... evidence ...

[klr]

Sooooo ... back to your errrr ... evidence ...

Evidence?

I see no sign of that. Or should I say no evidence.

[Pappa]

Sooooo ... back to your errrr ... evidence ...

What was it again...

1) Cheryl Cole is beautiful and shaggable.
2) The universe is beautiful and amazing.

Um.... I forget the rest.