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Evidence for Allah - contains images which may disturb
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mandelson wrote:God is Absolute. He is Supreme Engery that has always existed.
No beginning. No End. Eternal. Independent of everything. Absolute. Incomprable.
If you accept first law of Thermodynamics, then you ought to have no problem that God is forever too.
First Law states " The increase in the internal energy of a system is equal to the amount of energy added by heating the system minus the amount lost as a result of the work done by the system on its surroundings."
I think you mean the second law Mandy ?

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Damn straight!Thinking Aloud wrote:She wasn't talking to you.mandelson wrote:i aint worried about bella. she is alright you know. i was just answering to her proporsal to marry her. i wasnt having a go at her.Thinking Aloud wrote:
all under control, mate. dont worry about bella.
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I sure hope the Queen doesn't show up!

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Well, Mr Mandelson, I was not going to come here tonight, but as I was passing I thought I would call in and say a little something. As you are one of my (dis)loyal subjects, I feel it only proper to remind you that this nation is, religiously speaking, based on Christianity. While that in itself is a point of contention to some of the people who reside in this squalid forum, I am sure that even they would agree that the minority Islam has no place in my civilised society. So, if Islam is your bag, as it were, then may I respectfully suggest that you fuck off* to a country where it is practised and stop reaping the benefits of the West.
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Oh, fuck, she DID show up

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She does that. Periodically.Normal wrote:Oh, fuck, she DID show up

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Free muhamed for every voter who ticks the 'Willy Party' box...
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HURRAY FOR THE QUEEN !!Her Majesty The Queen wrote:Well, Mr Mandelson, I was not going to come here tonight, but as I was passing I thought I would call in and say a little something. As you are one of my (dis)loyal subjects, I feel it only proper to remind you that this nation is, religiously speaking, based on Christianity. While that in itself is a point of contention to some of the people who reside in this squalid forum, I am sure that even they would agree that the minority Islam has no place in my civilised society. So, if Islam is your bag, as it were, then may I respectfully suggest that you fuck off* to a country where it is practised and stop reaping the benefits of the West.
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duh, it was a joke. i threw that one in for you only to request that you give up the gay in you. then i would love you more. dont get me wrong. i still love you, but if you lose the lusts for fellas, then it would a lot better.Tigger wrote:
Huh? What's Armoured Dinner Jacket got to do with me?
the other pics were for bella. i was saying to bella that if she agrees to wear headscarf for me like that lady in the pic, then i might think about her request to wed her. she is good looking chick, but you see, nowadays, thats just not good enough, is it. shes gotta be modest too.
i dont wanna know mate. i dont wanna know. yuk. men marrying men. thats not natural. you suppose to love females. Islam is a woman only religion. thats why i liked it. it doesnt allows gayism.Did I tell you I was married?
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i do listen mate, i read every word you write to me. its you who dont understand what i am saying. you are too busy trying to listen to other godless mates of yours.
thats exactly what ive been saying tigger. Allah does not want to strangle women.Anyway, the Qur'an says modest clothes, as you rightly (bizarrely for once too) put it, and mentions not the ubiquitous salt cellar garb much preferred by the Muslim man about town tents.
He just says hide your flesh when you are in public. pious women dont want men wislin at em, do they?
thats why Allah advises them to cover up and dont tempt the boys out there.
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You still miss the point Mandy Women should be able to wear revealing clothes if they want to ......Men should know how to behave .
Putting the responsibility of mens horrible behavour on women is hitting them with both ends of the stick (a metaphor I'm sure Muhamed would like)
And You insult me I'm quite capable of looking at a pleasant womans body and not turning into an ravening beast or drooling into my beard (when are you going to grow one and look a proper muslim ?)
Now .......think about it ! Don't tell me what the Qu'ran says or what you have been told . Think for yourself ,and I do want a reply !
Putting the responsibility of mens horrible behavour on women is hitting them with both ends of the stick (a metaphor I'm sure Muhamed would like)
And You insult me I'm quite capable of looking at a pleasant womans body and not turning into an ravening beast or drooling into my beard (when are you going to grow one and look a proper muslim ?)
Now .......think about it ! Don't tell me what the Qu'ran says or what you have been told . Think for yourself ,and I do want a reply !

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+1Bella Fortuna wrote:There you go assuming he believes what he's saying.
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Who are we talking about again?CJ wrote:+1Bella Fortuna wrote:There you go assuming he believes what he's saying.
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