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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:28 am

I'll leave it to the haters XC you never fail me. (the reverse is true when they win) :levi:

It took them 30+ matches but burnley finally won away granted at hull but three points is three points. Not to mention the bookies had them at 5.00 to win and i stuck a fiver on it. :biggrin: One of my mates got 7.50 for them to win at another bookie. :lay:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by klr » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:28 pm

Waaay back in August, I wrote:

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klr wrote:AB, why aren't you in here celebrating Burnley beating Man. U.? :dono:
Fuck! I wasn't looking. That is soooooooo sweet. :biggrin:
The goal was an absolute peach. I hope for Burnley's sake this win isn't the highlight of their season.
Sadly, it appears I was right. Back down to the Championship for the Clarets. Sorry, AB. :console:
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Post by redunderthebed » Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:51 am

At least we put up a fight and didn't do a derby county and we got parachute payments and hopefully brian laws tendering his resignation so the future despite this looks bright methinks.
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Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:05 am

redunderthebed wrote:At least we put up a fight and didn't do a derby county and we got parachute payments and hopefully brian laws tendering his resignation so the future despite this looks bright methinks.
I don't think Man U were that bad. Oh, sorry, one of your other teams. It really is hard to work out to whom your royal 'we' applies sometimes... :tea:
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Post by redunderthebed » Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:15 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:At least we put up a fight and didn't do a derby county and we got parachute payments and hopefully brian laws tendering his resignation so the future despite this looks bright methinks.
I don't think Man U were that bad. Oh, sorry, one of your other teams. It really is hard to work out to whom your royal 'we' applies sometimes... :tea:
Yes yes i support more than one team get over it.
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Re: The round ball thread

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One the strangest possibly illegal penalties you'll ever see. :what:

Coincidentally that penalty sent Adelaide United top of our group with us losing 1-0 and having to wait several minutes after the match to find out the score twas a nervous Tuesday night indeed. :?

We are playing on the 12th of may jeonbuk motors of South Korea at home at hindmarsh stadium.Here's to hoping that they are a shit as South Korea cars are. :hehe:

Also the malben victory lost 3-2 to Seongnam Illwa to finish bottom of their group. :funny: Seeya next season tards. :funny:
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Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat May 01, 2010 3:23 pm

Has anyone noticed Man U are sponsored by Creationist websites?

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by klr » Sun May 02, 2010 10:26 am

redunderthebed wrote:

One the strangest possibly illegal penalties you'll ever see. :what:
It's been done. :hmph:

It's also illegal in this case, since the scorer encroached. But then encroachment at penalty kicks is widespread. :banghead:
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Post by redunderthebed » Mon May 03, 2010 2:57 pm

klr wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:

One the strangest possibly illegal penalties you'll ever see. :what:
It's been done. :hmph:

It's also illegal in this case, since the scorer encroached. But then encroachment at penalty kicks is widespread. :banghead:
Didn't say it hasn't being done but it is strange.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun May 09, 2010 9:26 pm

Another premiership season over and Man U didn't win! I think I will have 8 drinkies to celebrate - one for each of the goals that Chelsea put past Wigan.

Now, let's see if Forest can turn around their one goal deficit from the first leg and make the playoff finals. :biggrin:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by virphen » Sun May 09, 2010 10:32 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Another premiership season over and Man U didn't win! I think I will have 8 drinkies to celebrate - one for each of the goals that Chelsea put past Wigan.

Now, let's see if Forest can turn around their one goal deficit from the first leg and make the playoff finals. :biggrin:
I guess it's marginally better than letting ManUre win 4 in a row. But fuck I hate Chelsea. And what a dilemma it was for who to root for for 4th, Man City who are now very high on my hate list too, or the Lillylivers from Shite Hart Lane.

I guess I'd have taken 3rd if you offered it to me at the start of the season, but if we'd just had a slightly stronger squad this could have so easily been our year. Fuck we need a goalkeeper. And another central defender. And to keep Cesc. And a fit Robin van Persie.

Good luck to Forest - but if you don't make it, I'll sure as hell by supporting Blackpool if fucking Cardiff make it.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun May 09, 2010 10:49 pm

virphen wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Another premiership season over and Man U didn't win! I think I will have 8 drinkies to celebrate - one for each of the goals that Chelsea put past Wigan.

Now, let's see if Forest can turn around their one goal deficit from the first leg and make the playoff finals. :biggrin:
I guess it's marginally better than letting ManUre win 4 in a row. But fuck I hate Chelsea. And what a dilemma it was for who to root for for 4th, Man City who are now very high on my hate list too, or the Lillylivers from Shite Hart Lane.

I guess I'd have taken 3rd if you offered it to me at the start of the season, but if we'd just had a slightly stronger squad this could have so easily been our year. Fuck we need a goalkeeper. And another central defender. And to keep Cesc. And a fit Robin van Persie.

Good luck to Forest - but if you don't make it, I'll sure as hell by supporting Blackpool if fucking Cardiff make it.
What the fuck are Cardiff doing in an English league anyway? They should be playing Cefn Druids and Airbus UK in the Daffodil up the Arse League. :hehe:
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Post by Geoff » Sun May 09, 2010 11:30 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Another premiership season over and Man U didn't win! I think I will have 8 drinkies to celebrate - one for each of the goals that Chelsea put past Wigan.
I'm just pissed off that Latics didn't go down - they share our stadium, and make a right mess of the pitch.

Gots lots of acquaintances I can wind up about 8-0, though. Haven't had as much fun since Tottenham 9-1 :biggrin:
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Post by redunderthebed » Mon May 10, 2010 3:54 am

Geoff wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Another premiership season over and Man U didn't win! I think I will have 8 drinkies to celebrate - one for each of the goals that Chelsea put past Wigan.
I'm just pissed off that Latics didn't go down - they share our stadium, and make a right mess of the pitch.

Gots lots of acquaintances I can wind up about 8-0, though. Haven't had as much fun since Tottenham 9-1 :biggrin:
They will share the stadium even if they play in the championship and will play more home matches. :roll:

Chelsea winning the league= :|~

Good luck to cardiff and forest. :tup:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 11, 2010 9:48 pm

Ah well. We made a good fist of it for a while, but the opposition were just too strong. Our defence let us down in the end. Next season, things will be better. I think we should move Ed Milliband into defence and shunt Ainsworth into transport.

Oops - sorry - wrong game! :hehe:

Still, third in the league after barely surviving last season is a fair result. A bit of strengthening in the summer hols and we will be ready to challenge for an automatic spot next time around. :toot: :toot: :toot:
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