Mortise and tenon construction? 4,800 years ago?Svartalf wrote:Beside the wood looking much too fresh for a 6000 year old thing and the ceiling looking weird and the whole looking more like a mineshaft than the inside of a boat?Gawdzilla wrote:Okay, what's wrong with this picture?
nothing I guess
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well seen, I had thought it was clinker built... still goes under the too fresh labelGawdzilla wrote:Mortise and tenon construction? 4,800 years ago?Svartalf wrote:Beside the wood looking much too fresh for a 6000 year old thing and the ceiling looking weird and the whole looking more like a mineshaft than the inside of a boat?Gawdzilla wrote:Okay, what's wrong with this picture?
nothing I guess
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Cheops' funerary ship had some mortise and tenon work, but I don't think they were sharing that technique with goat herders.Svartalf wrote:well seen, I had thought it was clinker built... still goes under the too fresh labelGawdzilla wrote:Mortise and tenon construction? 4,800 years ago?Svartalf wrote:Beside the wood looking much too fresh for a 6000 year old thing and the ceiling looking weird and the whole looking more like a mineshaft than the inside of a boat?Gawdzilla wrote:Okay, what's wrong with this picture?
nothing I guess
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God told him how to do it
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They really think the flood was that recent ????? morons

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Behold the cold, bracing wind of fact and reason:
http://www.talkorigins.org/origins/faqs-flood.html
Just for our cretinist friends ...
http://www.talkorigins.org/origins/faqs-flood.html
Just for our cretinist friends ...
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I expect a run on this item very soon:
http://www.hannants.co.uk/product/MC11316

"... wholesome family activity"
It doesn't even look like an interesting kit.
And does it match the, uh, references? 
http://www.hannants.co.uk/product/MC11316
"... wholesome family activity"
It doesn't even look like an interesting kit.
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given that the word "ark" properly means a chest, and that we don't have any evidence of Noah having any familiarity with shipbuilding, that picture is not true to the original specs... especially since nobody really knows what gopher wood is supposed to be... I doubt even the material is true to spcsklr wrote:I expect a run on this item very soon:
http://www.hannants.co.uk/product/MC11316
"... wholesome family activity"![]()
It doesn't even look like an interesting kit.And does it match the, uh, references?
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I can give you the gopher part...


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Heretic! Here's the one true Gopher!born-again-atheist wrote:I can give you the gopher part...

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I wanted to post a picture of a gopher with an erection to get "gopher wood" and my search was unfruitful.
So much for rule 32 (or whatever).
So much for rule 32 (or whatever).
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Rule 34... and you're just not looking hard enough..
Geddit? Hard?
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"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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Not found either, but this is on topic.Animavore wrote:I wanted to post a picture of a gopher with an erection to get "gopher wood" and my search was unfruitful.
So much for rule 32 (or whatever).

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