That's your next-door neighbour.pawiz wrote:Allah mostly speaks to me while I am having a wank. He likes to watch.Bella Fortuna wrote:You just sneezed and fell off your chair again, didn't you?pawiz wrote:It has just been revealed to me by the almighty Allah that the prophet Mohammad secretly fucked pigs all his life.
This is the truth and just happened about 5 minutes ago.
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I am very excited to tell you that my next door neighbors are in fact a lesbian couple. And they kissed in front of me only the other day. It was awesome!!!Bella Fortuna wrote:That's your next-door neighbour.pawiz wrote:Allah mostly speaks to me while I am having a wank. He likes to watch.Bella Fortuna wrote:You just sneezed and fell off your chair again, didn't you?pawiz wrote:It has just been revealed to me by the almighty Allah that the prophet Mohammad secretly fucked pigs all his life.
This is the truth and just happened about 5 minutes ago.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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And you say there is no god...pawiz wrote:I am very excited to tell you that my next door neighbors are in fact a lesbian couple. And they kissed in front of me only the other day. It was awesome!!!Bella Fortuna wrote:That's your next-door neighbour.pawiz wrote:Allah mostly speaks to me while I am having a wank. He likes to watch.Bella Fortuna wrote:You just sneezed and fell off your chair again, didn't you?pawiz wrote:It has just been revealed to me by the almighty Allah that the prophet Mohammad secretly fucked pigs all his life.
This is the truth and just happened about 5 minutes ago.
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I was on my deck and I met my next door neighbor. She was carrying a guitar. We chatted for a while and we got on famously. So much so that I thought I'd pulled. So I invited her to come into my place so we could "jam" with our guitars. She accepted and said she would be around in 5 minutes. She knocked on the door and the immortal words came out of her lips; "I hope you don't mind, but I invited my wife to join us". That was perhaps a clue that I had not in fact "pulled". We all had a lovely evening playing our guitars and singing.Bella Fortuna wrote:And you say there is no god...
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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So you didn't get a threesome with your lesbian neighbours?pawiz wrote:I was on my deck and I met my next door neighbor. She was carrying a guitar. We chatted for a while and we got on famously. So much so that I thought I'd pulled. So I invited her to come into my place so we could "jam" with our guitars. She accepted and said she would be around in 5 minutes. She knocked on the door and the immortal words came out of her lips; "I hope you don't mind, but I invited my wife to join us". That was perhaps a clue that I had not in fact "pulled". We all had a lovely evening playing our guitars and singing.Bella Fortuna wrote:And you say there is no god...
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The clue is in the question...Animavore wrote:So you didn't get a threesome with your lesbian neighbours?pawiz wrote:I was on my deck and I met my next door neighbor. She was carrying a guitar. We chatted for a while and we got on famously. So much so that I thought I'd pulled. So I invited her to come into my place so we could "jam" with our guitars. She accepted and said she would be around in 5 minutes. She knocked on the door and the immortal words came out of her lips; "I hope you don't mind, but I invited my wife to join us". That was perhaps a clue that I had not in fact "pulled". We all had a lovely evening playing our guitars and singing.Bella Fortuna wrote:And you say there is no god...
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Can't you cure them?pawiz wrote:The clue is in the question...Animavore wrote:So you didn't get a threesome with your lesbian neighbours?pawiz wrote:I was on my deck and I met my next door neighbor. She was carrying a guitar. We chatted for a while and we got on famously. So much so that I thought I'd pulled. So I invited her to come into my place so we could "jam" with our guitars. She accepted and said she would be around in 5 minutes. She knocked on the door and the immortal words came out of her lips; "I hope you don't mind, but I invited my wife to join us". That was perhaps a clue that I had not in fact "pulled". We all had a lovely evening playing our guitars and singing.Bella Fortuna wrote:And you say there is no god...
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I applied for the job of "Lesbian Tester" - my job is to have it off with them, and if they don't enjoy it, then they are obviously lesbians.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Can't you cure them?pawiz wrote:The clue is in the question...Animavore wrote:So you didn't get a threesome with your lesbian neighbours?pawiz wrote:I was on my deck and I met my next door neighbor. She was carrying a guitar. We chatted for a while and we got on famously. So much so that I thought I'd pulled. So I invited her to come into my place so we could "jam" with our guitars. She accepted and said she would be around in 5 minutes. She knocked on the door and the immortal words came out of her lips; "I hope you don't mind, but I invited my wife to join us". That was perhaps a clue that I had not in fact "pulled". We all had a lovely evening playing our guitars and singing.Bella Fortuna wrote:And you say there is no god...
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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So potentially, every woman on Earth is a lesbian? Or just the one's you met?pawiz wrote:I applied for the job of "Lesbian Tester" - my job is to have it off with them, and if they don't enjoy it, then they are obviously lesbians.
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If they don't enjoy it, or they refuse to have sex with me, then they test positive for lesbianitis - there is no cureGawdzilla wrote:So potentially, every woman on Earth is a lesbian? Or just the one's you met?pawiz wrote:I applied for the job of "Lesbian Tester" - my job is to have it off with them, and if they don't enjoy it, then they are obviously lesbians.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Do you know how many of them were lesbians BEFORE sex with you?pawiz wrote:If they don't enjoy it, or they refuse to have sex with me, then they test positive for lesbianitis - there is no cureGawdzilla wrote:So potentially, every woman on Earth is a lesbian? Or just the one's you met?pawiz wrote:I applied for the job of "Lesbian Tester" - my job is to have it off with them, and if they don't enjoy it, then they are obviously lesbians.
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No clue. But after sex with me they all seem to become lesbians.Gawdzilla wrote:Do you know how many of them were lesbians BEFORE sex with you?pawiz wrote:If they don't enjoy it, or they refuse to have sex with me, then they test positive for lesbianitis - there is no cureGawdzilla wrote:So potentially, every woman on Earth is a lesbian? Or just the one's you met?pawiz wrote:I applied for the job of "Lesbian Tester" - my job is to have it off with them, and if they don't enjoy it, then they are obviously lesbians.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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ScienceRob wrote:I've come to the realization that this thread is like going to a circus. You know that animals naturally don't do these tricks and that everything you are seeing is fake. You enjoy watching the show nonetheless.
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Can you please arrange to have a fatwa imposed on one [NAME REMOVED BY STAFF].
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Rum wrote:Can you please arrange to have a fatwa imposed on one [NAME REMOVED BY STAFF].
Thankyouverymuch.
It's the second time in a few days that someone's real name has appeared online without their permission. It's a close-knit community, and it's a shame to spoil it by not being able to differentiate between the interpersonal relationships that we have here, and an individual's right to privacy and security.
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