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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:40 am
BlackBart wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:BlackBart wrote:LaMont Cranston wrote:BlackBart, WOW! How is your ass? It's nice to see you again. I think that there is much more of party atmosphere here than some other places I could name. See you around the Ratz...
PS: Since we're old friends, I like it that you call me Bob, but please don't reveal my secret identity...
Secret identity?


His real name is Fifi Flowerbuttocks.

Ah. The lesser known sister of Reggie and Ronnie Flowerbuttocks.
The same - the floral enforcer herself!

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by Surendra Darathy » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:54 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The same - the floral enforcer herself!
Is that because she's some sort of know-it-all, always pretending to have all the anthers?
Why doesn't she go petal her nonsense somewhere else? Is she stalking us?
Why is it that our enforcers have to carry pistils in order to keep the peas?
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little God, too!
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Xamonas Chegwé
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:01 am
Surendra Darathy wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:The same - the floral enforcer herself!
Is that because she's some sort of know-it-all, always pretending to have all the anthers?
Why doesn't she go petal her nonsense somewhere else? Is she stalking us?
Why is it that our enforcers have to carry pistils in order to keep the peas?
Perhaps we should start a pollen that.

A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing 
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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by LaMont Cranston » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:36 am
Yes, that could be (or is that bee?) at the root of the problem. However, some of rose to the occasion. One, with a beau, Kay, seed very clearly what was happening.
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by Surendra Darathy » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:47 am
LaMont Cranston wrote:Yes, that could be (or is that bee?) at the root of the problem. However, some of rose to the occasion. One, with a beau, Kay, seed very clearly what was happening.
Deciduous high class, bud that was just a lie. Once again, you've been cotyledon with your chin.
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by LaMont Cranston » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:21 pm
Shall we continue with this, or should we nip it in the bud? After all, there's no need to gild the lilly. Now then, does anybody have anything else to say about good and evil, or is time to put this whole thing in the compost pile?
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by JimC » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:25 pm
LaMont Cranston wrote:Shall we continue with this, or should we nip it in the bud? After all, there's no need to gild the lilly. Now then, does anybody have anything else to say about good and evil, or is time to put this whole thing in the compost pile?
Let the worms have it...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by JimC » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:11 am
LaMont Cranston wrote:Yes, it appears the weeds have taken over the garden...
Without a garden, by definition, there would be no weeds..."

Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by LaMont Cranston » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:26 am
The Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men. The weed of crime bears bitter fruit...
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by charlou » Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:56 am
LaMont Cranston wrote:The Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men. The weed of crime bears bitter fruit...
Trite.
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by Tigger » Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:58 am
Charlou wrote:LaMont Cranston wrote:The Shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men. The weed of crime bears bitter fruit...
Trite.
Sounds like the word I was thinking about.
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by Trolldor » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:00 pm
Ah, yes, the internet intellectual noted for his failed attempts at invoking a sort of lyrical or poetical element in his attempts to make a point. Failing at both.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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by Hermit » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:07 pm
Klass is an intellectual?
Now I've heard it all.

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by Trolldor » Wed Mar 24, 2010 12:11 pm
Adding 'internet' at the beginning negates it's real-world implications.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."
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