If you could spend a day in any century or decade..

[devogue]

I'd go back to November 10, 1999 and tell my old self to sell all my stocks.

I'd go back to November 10, 1999 and blow your present self's brains out before you got the chance.

[FedUpWithFaith]

I'd go back to November 10, 1999 and tell my old self to sell all my stocks.

I'd go back to November 10, 1999 and blow your present self's brains out before you got the chance.

Then I'd go back and fuck your mother the day you were conceived. I'm sure my sperm would kick your dad's sperm's asses, and that's assuming your mom would even want a second shag that day, the slut.

Did she at least have nice tits when she was young? Or will it be a pure pity fuck for me?

[devogue]

I'd go back to November 10, 1999 and tell my old self to sell all my stocks.

I'd go back to November 10, 1999 and blow your present self's brains out before you got the chance.

Then I'd go back and fuck your mother the day you were conceived. I'm sure my sperm would kick your dad's sperm's asses, and that's assuming your mom would even want a second shag that day, the slut.

Did she at least have nice tits when she was young? Or will it be a pure pity fuck for me?

Cool. You would catch her AIDS.

[FedUpWithFaith]

I'd go back to November 10, 1999 and tell my old self to sell all my stocks.

I'd go back to November 10, 1999 and blow your present self's brains out before you got the chance.

Then I'd go back and fuck your mother the day you were conceived. I'm sure my sperm would kick your dad's sperm's asses, and that's assuming your mom would even want a second shag that day, the slut.

Did she at least have nice tits when she was young? Or will it be a pure pity fuck for me?

Cool. You would catch her AIDS.

Thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to make sure my penis is free of cuts or open sores when I bang her. And even without that care, the chances of getting AIDS from a chick are low. I'll also be sure to get a complete 21st century medical checkup the next day anyway. God knows what other diseases that trollop might carry.

[SPMaximus]

2999, assuming humanity is still around and we havent been through a nuclear war etc


Going back is so cliché, i wanto go forward