Does anyone really give a fuck about the Oscars?
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Does anyone really give a fuck about the Oscars?
Its big news every year. We *know* what the best movies are for the last year or two. Do we really give a fuck about the industry meeting up for a session of mutual wankage and cumming all over each other?
Not me!
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Re: Does anyone really give a fuck about the Oscars?
I cared about the 2004 Oscars, as I made the most minuscule of contributions to a film that won 11 of the buggers. Otherwise, don't really give a shit.
Re: Does anyone really give a fuck about the Oscars?
Not since I was a teen and realised it was a joke when Forrest Gump won over Shawshank Redemption! of all things.
FFS.
Its not about which films are the best. The best ones aren't even nominated. Its about promoting the industry and making money.
FFS.
Its not about which films are the best. The best ones aren't even nominated. Its about promoting the industry and making money.
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Nope
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The Oscars are on this evening?
Meh, too late for me. That's what they get for holding it on the West Coast of the USA.

Meh, too late for me. That's what they get for holding it on the West Coast of the USA.

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Re: Does anyone really give a fuck about the Oscars?
I'm trying to remember if I ever cared...
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Re: Does anyone really give a fuck about the Oscars?
Can you elaborate? Miniscule or not, this sounds interestingvirphen wrote:I cared about the 2004 Oscars, as I made the most minuscule of contributions to a film that won 11 of the buggers. Otherwise, don't really give a shit.

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It's a big studio bum kissing contest.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
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Don't care a bit.
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Re: Does anyone really give a fuck about the Oscars?
The crowd noises for the massed armies in Return of the King were recorded at a rugby match (Wellington v Southland) which I attended. They asked the crowd to stay behind, and most of us did. Half the crowd was probably only there for the recording, probably.tattuchu wrote:Can you elaborate? Miniscule or not, this sounds interestingvirphen wrote:I cared about the 2004 Oscars, as I made the most minuscule of contributions to a film that won 11 of the buggers. Otherwise, don't really give a shit.![]()
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The Oscars aren't about awarding the best films. Hardly anything worth nominating is ever nominated. I mean, ffs, almost ever single film in every single category is an American Hollywood film. If they want to have the Oscars as an award ceremony for American filmmaking, fine, but that's clearly not the case since non-American films do occasionally get nominated. They only award American films because they're concerned with popularity among American audiences, not the films' actual worth. The Oscars exist because every Tom, Dick and Harry loves to hold Oscar parties and bet on their favourite films to win in the office pool. It exists because every clueless asshole watches it and it makes ad revenue. Which is fine, I suppose. It's no worse than most television. But let's not be mistaken: the actual awards are meaningless.
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I thought that was at a cricket match. Or maybe that time was for the first of the LOTR films.virphen wrote:The crowd noises for the massed armies in Return of the King were recorded at a rugby match (Wellington v Southland) which I attended. They asked the crowd to stay behind, and most of us did. Half the crowd was probably only there for the recording, probably.tattuchu wrote:Can you elaborate? Miniscule or not, this sounds interestingvirphen wrote:I cared about the 2004 Oscars, as I made the most minuscule of contributions to a film that won 11 of the buggers. Otherwise, don't really give a shit.![]()
To Rum: no, I don't give a flying fuck about the Oscars. But then, I don't give a flying fuck about most things

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The cricket game was for the Two Towers, I think. I was living in London when they did that one.
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I love Oscars!
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