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I come bringing...

Post by Midget » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:20 pm

...Tits and Cheese. I heard this was the traditional welcoming gift here.
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Post by Azathoth » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:23 pm

:biggrin: Hey midget, welcome. Pull up a shoggoth and toast yourself a cultist
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Post by FBM » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:28 pm

Howzah, Midget!! Come on in and don't mind the mess. The maid isn't due until Wednesday. :td:
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Post by Rum » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:30 pm

You are very welcome! Well, depending on the type of cheese of course..could you clarify that little detail?

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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:34 pm

Hi Midget. Image

Thanks for the gifts. I love both. :mrgreen:
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Post by Fromthehills » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:35 pm

:cheers:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:36 pm

Hello! :cheers:
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Post by FBM » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:41 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:Hello! :cheers:
Well, hi there, yourself!

Oh, wait. You weren't talking to me, were you?

Damn. I hate when that happens. :oops:
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Post by maiforpeace » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:45 pm

Hi Midget and welcome to Ratz! :cheers: :flowers:
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Post by CJ » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:55 pm

Welcome small one!

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:57 pm

FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Hello! :cheers:
Well, hi there, yourself!

Oh, wait. You weren't talking to me, were you?

Damn. I hate when that happens. :oops:
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Post by Midget » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:41 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
FBM wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Hello! :cheers:
Well, hi there, yourself!
Oh, wait. You weren't talking to me, were you?
Damn. I hate when that happens. :oops:
:nono: That was for the n00b, not the b00b.
*smooths back hair*

Well hello there, how you doin'?

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Post by normal » Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:51 pm

Rum wrote:You are very welcome! Well, depending on the type of cheese of course..could you clarify that little detail?
Most likely these: (maybe NSFW)
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Post by etrnl_ntt » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:57 am

'allo Midget, Abandon all hopes ye who enters here! :biggrin:
Welcome to the Hotel Rationalia
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave! :drunk:
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

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Re: I come bringing...

Post by Midget » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:10 am

I'm sorry, what did you say? I was completely distracted by your avatar

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