An American Pie dream...

[Skinny Puppy]

Just a few short days ago...
I can still remember
How Josh’s posts used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my way
That I’d make that little fucker pay
And, maybe, he’d fuck off for a while.

But Richard’s post made me shiver
With the BS I saw him deliver.
Bad news on the forums;
Oh I guess he thinks we’re all morons.

I can't remember if I gave him sass
When he tried to shove it up my ass
But something touched me deep inside
The day the forum died.

So bye-bye, Mr. Richard and Co.
Hooked my computer to the net,
But there was nowhere to go.
This really isn’t ‘The Greatest Show’
Singin', ‘cause Josh is now running your show
‘cause Josh is now running your show.’

Did you write that letter of shit,
And why did you trust Josh the twit,
Just ‘cause he told you so?
Do you believe that hyperbole
Why have you sunk so fuckin’ low
And can you teach me how to fuck atheists real slow?

Well, I know that you're full of it
And your words don’t mean fucking shit.
Now you’re really slinging the bull.
And now I’ve just told you so!

I was a lonely post-teenage broncin' buck
And why did you pick on me to fuck?
But I knew I was all out of luck
The day you teamed-up with Josh.

Now for one week we've been on our own
And we can’t get Ricky on the telephone,
But that's not how it used to be.
When Josh the bullshitter phones his mighty king,
Ricky’s phone does indeed still ring
But the call isn’t from you and me,

Oh, and while the king was looking like a clown,
Josh cut his mighty membership down.
The courtroom was kangaroo;
What the fuck could we do?
And while Rich is in the land down under,
Comfort’s now preaching with the power of thunder
This whole fucking mess makes me wonder
Why the forum died.

When the shit hit the fan Helter Skelter.
Josh ran to his boss for some safe shelter,
The BS was eight miles high and falling at our feet.
It landed foul on his loyal supporters.
So Richard lied to all of the reporters,
With Josh on the sidelines looking sweet.

Now Richard has Josh and he’s a fucking goon
But he marches to Ricky’s bullshit tune.
We all tried to bitch,
But we were told fuck off by Rich!
`cause we tried to tell what’s fucking true;
All Rich had to say was fuck all of you.
Do you recall his memorable post?
The day the forum died?

Oh, and now we’re all in one place,
An ex-membership lost in atheist space
But we have time to start again.
So come on: Rich learn to fuckin’ read!
Your BS makes my arsehole bleed
Cause your bum-boy is now your only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No creationist born in hell
Could have broken our master’s spell.
But as the BS climbed high into the night
We knew all along that we were right,
I saw Ray Comfort laughing with delight
The day the forum died.

I asked the man who lead us well
Why he’d toss us all in hell,
But he just smiled and turned away.
I even checked his scared forum
But the news there is now so fuckin’ borin’,
And Josh says we’re not allowed to play.

And in the streets: it’s a creationist’s dream,
For Ray Comfort and his entire team.
Ray didn’t have to say a word;
The damage was done by Rich’s trusted turd.
And the three men I admire most:
Richard, Sam, and Christopher, but Rich the most
He’s now allowed Josh to delete any post
And that really makes me cry…

And we’re all singing,
So bye-bye, Mr. Richard and Co.
For what you’ve done you can all give me a blow
This issue I will never let go.
Your bum-boys can kiss your mighty ass
But from me all you’ll get is this sass
Right until the day that I die.

[anthonzi]

Holy fuck I think Dawk just got his ass served.