In Praise of Josh Timonen

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Please....the puns.....stop.

To call what I have a "hangover" would be like calling a bus load of Special Olympics athletes crashing through a pediatric oncology ward a fender bender. Someone sneaked into my house last night and replaced my tongue with the brush they used to clean the portable toilets at Glastonbury.

Reading this is physically painful but I can't stop.

Please, for the Love of God, stop.

Bit of prayer to the porcelain god too?

One end or the other has been stuck in the crapper most of the morning.

On reflection, that was probably too much information.

Not for this place. We usually demand further details.

And pictures.

[Bella Fortuna]

Poor Lak... suppurating again, are we?

[maiforpeace]

Out of a lak's rectum rather than a rat's?

[johnawlock]

... from my perspective RDF had developed a bear pit culture that seems much in evidence here.

If it's in evidence here then it's possibly because most of the active RDFers decamped to here and vented prior to moving on to their own new place elsewhere. This forum, which has been in existence for over a year, has its own culture and bears little resemblance to RDF under normal circumstances.

I'm too new in these parts to have explored the forum at all so I'm basing that statement entirely on this thread. I haven't seen a thread like this for nearly a year, back at you-know-where. I suppose there may be something intentionally metaphysical about a thread dedicated to Josh Timonen being full of gluten-related wordplay. It's also got impersonation, anonymity, moderator intervention, naughty words and personal vendettas. It's not quite what I had expected from the title. Caveat emptor I guess.

[Bella Fortuna]

The ridiculous to the sublime, all in one convenient thread. Now that's what I call value.

[Tigger]

Free mod warnings available on request too.
Free? Four if you like.

[laklak]

Poor Lak... suppurating again, are we?

Well, it's over now, but on reflection I think I would characterize it as "fizzing", or perhaps "effervescing". No, strike "effervescing", that might imply "refreshing", and it was anything but.

[Alan C]

Poor Lak... suppurating again, are we?

Well, it's over now, but on reflection I think I would characterize it as "fizzing", or perhaps "effervescing". No, strike "effervescing", that might imply "refreshing", and it was anything but.

Upon reading this I remembered this quote;
"I was on the can, having one of those really good bowel movements, you know, the ones that border on the mystical."
-Perry, The Fisher King

Too many quotes in this head methinks.

[Horwood Beer-Master]

Josh Timonen is an alien - I haz proof!

[Fact-Man]

Shortest thread in the history of the Internet.

Well said though, succinct, brief, and to the, ahhh, point (no pun intended).

[Horwood Beer-Master]

[Feck]

[charlou]

[Bella Fortuna]

[Azathoth]