Dear LordP,
Many of us "in the know" realize you have (had?) a "special" relationship with Richard Dawkins. Are you sure you can't fix all this hullaballoo with a blowjob? Have you even bothered to try?
It's time to put your pussy to work for the good of atheism my dear. Don't be selfish. Do your duty.
LordP Can Save RD.net
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Re: LordP Can Save RD.net
I'd happily fall to my knees and 'beseech' passionately... 
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Re: LordP Can Save RD.net
A blowjob doesn't involve pussy.FedUpWithFaith wrote:Dear LordP,
Many of us "in the know" realize you have (had?) a "special" relationship with Richard Dawkins. Are you sure you can't fix all this hullaballoo with a blowjob? Have you even bothered to try?
It's time to put your pussy to work for the good of atheism my dear. Don't be selfish. Do your duty.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: LordP Can Save RD.net
Please, FBM, must we quibble semantics under such trying times? I meant "pussy" as an umbrella term for all of LordP's sexual gifts. It may take more than a just a blowjob to sway Dawkins. He might also want a rim job just like he gave to all his forum members.FBM wrote:A blowjob doesn't involve pussy.FedUpWithFaith wrote:Dear LordP,
Many of us "in the know" realize you have (had?) a "special" relationship with Richard Dawkins. Are you sure you can't fix all this hullaballoo with a blowjob? Have you even bothered to try?
It's time to put your pussy to work for the good of atheism my dear. Don't be selfish. Do your duty.
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What do you mean by 'semantics'?FedUpWithFaith wrote:Please, FBM, must we quibble semantics under such trying times? I meant "pussy" as and umbrella term for all of LordP's sexual gifts. it may take more than a just a blowjob to sway Dawkins.FBM wrote:A blowjob doesn't involve pussy.FedUpWithFaith wrote:Dear LordP,
Many of us "in the know" realize you have (had?) a "special" relationship with Richard Dawkins. Are you sure you can't fix all this hullaballoo with a blowjob? Have you even bothered to try?
It's time to put your pussy to work for the good of atheism my dear. Don't be selfish. Do your duty.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: LordP Can Save RD.net
Something akin to the difference of using the word "cunt" to describe you versus "pussy" for LordP. ;-)FBM wrote:What do you mean by 'semantics'?FedUpWithFaith wrote:Please, FBM, must we quibble semantics under such trying times? I meant "pussy" as and umbrella term for all of LordP's sexual gifts. it may take more than a just a blowjob to sway Dawkins.FBM wrote:A blowjob doesn't involve pussy.FedUpWithFaith wrote:Dear LordP,
Many of us "in the know" realize you have (had?) a "special" relationship with Richard Dawkins. Are you sure you can't fix all this hullaballoo with a blowjob? Have you even bothered to try?
It's time to put your pussy to work for the good of atheism my dear. Don't be selfish. Do your duty.
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FedUpWithFaith wrote:Something akin to the difference of using the word "cunt" to describe you versus "pussy" for LordP. ;-)
That was a joke. 'What do you mean by semantics?' And before you start; it was funny. It's one of the funniest jokes I've ever made up. It's over 20 years old. I came up with it during a discussion with a fellow philosophy major. Now, laugh, damn you!!!
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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FBM wrote:FedUpWithFaith wrote:Something akin to the difference of using the word "cunt" to describe you versus "pussy" for LordP. ;-)
And before you start; it was funny. It's one of the funniest jokes I've ever made up. It's over 20 years old. I came up with it during a discussion with a fellow philosophy major. Now, laugh, damn you!!!
Happy now beotch?
[Actually, I knew it was a joke and I got it. It was funny. I was just twisting it back at you with my reply]
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Re: LordP Can Save RD.net
I knew that. I just wanted to see if you knew that.FedUpWithFaith wrote:FBM wrote:FedUpWithFaith wrote:Something akin to the difference of using the word "cunt" to describe you versus "pussy" for LordP. ;-)
And before you start; it was funny. It's one of the funniest jokes I've ever made up. It's over 20 years old. I came up with it during a discussion with a fellow philosophy major. Now, laugh, damn you!!!
Happy now beotch?
[Actually, I knew it was a joke and I got it. It was funny. I was just twisting it back at you with my reply]
Edit: In the meantime, LordP has moved on to greener pastures...
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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I'm busy making dinner - and thinking of all the work I have to have done for microbiology by Tuesday, and a biggish doctor's appointment tomorrow and what's going to come of it, and other administrative bollocks I want to get done tomorrow, and not getting too distracted as I seemingly singlehandedly try to summon various tidbits of evidence and testimonies that go together from the interwebz...FBM wrote: Edit: In the meantime, LordP has moved on to greener pastures...
I've not been dwelling as much as I usually might on the thought of fellating certain people.
(And I'm currently making pasta with tomato and mascarpone sauce, with some chopped cherry tomatoes to throw in, and maybe some cheddar as well. I'm looking forward to it, as I'm quite bloody starving right now.
)Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Mmmm...I can imagine how good all that would be with a little BACON thrown in...lordpasternack wrote:I'm busy making dinner - and thinking of all the work I have to have done for microbiology by Tuesday, and a biggish doctor's appointment tomorrow and what's going to come of it, and other administrative bollocks I want to get done tomorrow, and not getting too distracted as I seemingly singlehandedly try to summon various tidbits of evidence and testimonies that go together from the interwebz...FBM wrote: Edit: In the meantime, LordP has moved on to greener pastures...
I've not been dwelling as much as I usually might on the thought of fellating certain people.
(And I'm currently making pasta with tomato and mascarpone sauce, with some chopped cherry tomatoes to throw in, and maybe some cheddar as well. I'm looking forward to it, as I'm quite bloody starving right now.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
Re: LordP Can Save RD.net
I don't know why I don't find this funny.FedUpWithFaith wrote:Dear LordP,
Many of us "in the know" realize you have (had?) a "special" relationship with Richard Dawkins. Are you sure you can't fix all this hullaballoo with a blowjob? Have you even bothered to try?
It's time to put your pussy to work for the good of atheism my dear. Don't be selfish. Do your duty.
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I think we need to get all of our options on the table right now.
Josh is attacking from the rear (rather successfully as far as I can tell) and we need a concerted and strong attack from the front.
That way Ricky will have a battle on two fronts. Every military man knows that needs to be avoided.
And to be fair, Rick put it up our asses; Josh is putting it up his, why is the front being ignored?
These are hard and difficult times, so many questions… too few answers.
Josh is attacking from the rear (rather successfully as far as I can tell) and we need a concerted and strong attack from the front.
That way Ricky will have a battle on two fronts. Every military man knows that needs to be avoided.
And to be fair, Rick put it up our asses; Josh is putting it up his, why is the front being ignored?
These are hard and difficult times, so many questions… too few answers.
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Re: LordP Can Save RD.net
Pussy is always an answer. The judicious application of pussy is a panacea.Skinny Puppy wrote: These are hard and difficult times, so many questions… too few answers.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Preach to the choir friend ape...laklak wrote:Pussy is always an answer. The judicious application of pussy is a panacea.Skinny Puppy wrote: These are hard and difficult times, so many questions… too few answers.
except I wonder if strict observance male queers can be swayed by pussy, even pussy distorted by Fedup's "semantic" fetish.
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