Phew. This is taking the starch out of me. Just a few more minutes before me and my wife hops to bedvirphen wrote:I'm amaized you could.Tigger wrote:I barley noticed it.virphen wrote:That's just too corny.Normal wrote: Puns, and especially those concerning wheat, are the whey of the world. Nothing to do about it
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I think that I committed a redundancy, you believe that it was an oxymoron.Normal wrote:No. I would boldly state that there are no bad puns. All puns are, by default, good. Because they're puns.statichaos wrote: *SNIP*
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Is that it so far?
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Sorry. It's just that the habit is ingrained in me.Normal wrote: Phew. This is taking the starch out of me. Just a few more minutes before me and my wife hops to bed
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I'm a perceptive fallow and I like rye humour.virphen wrote:I'm amaized you could.Tigger wrote:I barley noticed it.virphen wrote:That's just too corny.Normal wrote: Puns, and especially those concerning wheat, are the whey of the world. Nothing to do about it

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I'm just waiting for the bulgarity to start.
<--- appropriate snack

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What branned of popcorn is that?Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm just waiting for the bulgarity to start.<--- appropriate snack
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I dunno but it's giving me sorghums.virphen wrote:What branned of popcorn is that?Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm just waiting for the bulgarity to start.<--- appropriate snack

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Commenting on puns makes you a pundit.pawiz wrote:They can't help themselves, they are deluded pun-damentalists.Sciwoman wrote:Oh dear, oh dear.More puns. Will you people never learn? I've already warned Mr. Zilla. Your warning is on it's way Tigger.
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I think these puns are the most effective cous-cous-d'etat of all timesBella Fortuna wrote:I dunno but it's giving me sorghums.virphen wrote:What branned of popcorn is that?Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm just waiting for the bulgarity to start.<--- appropriate snack
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I got totally lost 

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You're a big fonio; that was lousy.Normal wrote:I think these puns are the most effective cous-cous-d'etat of all timesBella Fortuna wrote:I dunno but it's giving me sorghums.virphen wrote:What branned of popcorn is that?Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm just waiting for the bulgarity to start.<--- appropriate snack
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Are you trying to get a rise out of me?Bella Fortuna wrote: I dunno but it's giving me sorghums.
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I already said I'm sorry. Making puns wheat a lot of alcohol in your system is hard. No reason to treat me like a cereal killerBella Fortuna wrote:You're a big fonio; that was lousy.Normal wrote:I think these puns are the most effective cous-cous-d'etat of all timesBella Fortuna wrote:I dunno but it's giving me sorghums.virphen wrote:What branned of popcorn is that?Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm just waiting for the bulgarity to start.<--- appropriate snack
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You guys have puns on the grain. 

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