Sorry if you work for them...

[fuck you & fuck your god]

...but I can't hide my happiness at the demise of this god-awful vehicle.

HummerGuy?? Oh, please, maybe HummerGayGuy

[Squeak_the_Mouse]

I want a pink Hummer! That is just so wrong that I must have one!

[I'm With Stupid]

The only time I've ever seen a Hummer in my town, the fattest family in the world were getting out of it to go to McDonald's. I'm convinced they would've used the drive through if it would've fit.

[NineOneFour]

I remember a certain someone, on a certain forum (was banned from), who has said that he drives a hummer....

And guess what we can infer about his anatomy and his need to overcompensate?

[NineOneFour]

I'm so fucking happy about this. I have never met one Hummer owner that isn't an asshole.
Plus there's the whole thing about peak oil and climate change.

I used to have a Hummer, and I wasn't an asshole....very often. I traded it a few months ago. Fuel budget went down and insurance went up...so no real savings, but I do like the new car.

What did you get?

(car nut here)

[Reverend Blair]

You know the funny thing? I've never seen a Hummer of the pavement. I don't even mean out doing 4x4 off-road stuff, I mean I've never even seen one on a gravel road.

[noncredo]

I'm so fucking happy about this. I have never met one Hummer owner that isn't an asshole.
Plus there's the whole thing about peak oil and climate change.

I used to have a Hummer, and I wasn't an asshole....very often. I traded it a few months ago. Fuel budget went down and insurance went up...so no real savings, but I do like the new car.

What did you get?

(car nut here)

348 spider. It is a blast to drive.

[Mac_Guffin]

I'm so fucking happy about this. I have never met one Hummer owner that isn't an asshole.
Plus there's the whole thing about peak oil and climate change.

I used to have a Hummer, and I wasn't an asshole....very often. I traded it a few months ago. Fuel budget went down and insurance went up...so no real savings, but I do like the new car.

Well, of course I'm generalizing... but I don't know you that well to make a clear judgement.

Whether or not you're a complete asshole, your former ownership of a Hummer wasn't exactly responsible.

[maiforpeace]

I'm so fucking happy about this. I have never met one Hummer owner that isn't an asshole.
Plus there's the whole thing about peak oil and climate change.

If you drive a Hummer and are a vegan your effect on climate change is less than driving a Prius and being a carnivore.

[Rum]

My Uncles wife owns a ladies hummer. I hate it sooo much.

A ladies hummer? You mean..

Trigger Warning!!!1! :

[Wumbologist]

You know the funny thing? I've never seen a Hummer of the pavement. I don't even mean out doing 4x4 off-road stuff, I mean I've never even seen one on a gravel road.

That's because (again, referring to H2 and H3) they are junk off-road. The H1 was quite capable.

[noncredo]

I'm so fucking happy about this. I have never met one Hummer owner that isn't an asshole.
Plus there's the whole thing about peak oil and climate change.

I used to have a Hummer, and I wasn't an asshole....very often. I traded it a few months ago. Fuel budget went down and insurance went up...so no real savings, but I do like the new car.

Well, of course I'm generalizing... but I don't know you that well to make a clear judgement.

Whether or not you're a complete asshole, your former ownership of a Hummer wasn't exactly responsible.

There are worse things than poor fuel economy. My Hummer was well maintained and didn't spew smoke everywhere. The last guy who hassled me about driving a gas guzzler drove a car that put out a substantial smokescreen behind it when he pulled away from the light. I would say his car had a bigger negative impact on the environment than my Hummer.

[Valden]

I'm so fucking happy about this. I have never met one Hummer owner that isn't an asshole.
Plus there's the whole thing about peak oil and climate change.

If you drive a Hummer and are a vegan your effect on climate change is less than driving a Prius and being a carnivore.

You could drive 25 hummers year round and your CO2 would still be less then if you had one child.

[NineOneFour]

I'm so fucking happy about this. I have never met one Hummer owner that isn't an asshole.
Plus there's the whole thing about peak oil and climate change.

I used to have a Hummer, and I wasn't an asshole....very often. I traded it a few months ago. Fuel budget went down and insurance went up...so no real savings, but I do like the new car.

What did you get?

(car nut here)

348 spider. It is a blast to drive.

Brilliant.

[NineOneFour]

I'm so fucking happy about this. I have never met one Hummer owner that isn't an asshole.
Plus there's the whole thing about peak oil and climate change.

If you drive a Hummer and are a vegan your effect on climate change is less than driving a Prius and being a carnivore.

You could drive 25 hummers year round and your CO2 would still be less then if you had one child.

Good to know that I never plan to have a Hummer or a child.