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Wayne Bridge: soft cock?

Post by virphen » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:26 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010 ... y-england1

I can't imagine anyone giving up playing at a world cup regardless of who else was in his team.

The decision of a total soft cock?

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Post by Ironclad » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:29 am

A fool who will regret this eventually.

Guy should man up, unload on JT and clear the air.
He'd make a good choice to take, not a bad guy to have on the bench.
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Post by cowiz » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:33 am

They should have a punch up before the match and the winner gets to play.
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Post by Gareth1984 » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:09 am

I don't understand this, he has every right to be pissed off at John Terry but to pass up the chance of playing in a world cup as a result, particularly with Ashley Cole out injured and the possibility of him not being fully match fit for the world cup.
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Post by Strontium Dog » Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:18 pm

virphen wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010 ... y-england1

I can't imagine anyone giving up playing at a world cup regardless of who else was in his team.

The decision of a total soft cock?
It's called principles, something sadly lacking in today's modern footballer.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:47 pm

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virphen wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010 ... y-england1

I can't imagine anyone giving up playing at a world cup regardless of who else was in his team.

The decision of a total soft cock?
It's called principles, something sadly lacking in today's modern footballer.
Also referred to as 'cutting off ones nose to spite ones face' in some circles. He will regret this if he never gets another chance to play in a world cup.
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Post by RuleBritannia » Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:00 pm

World Cup coming up, Cashley injured and this idiot quits the team because his 'friend' had an affair with his EX girlfriend, madness. He can always get new friends, you don't get many chances to play in the World Cup. He'll feel an even bigger twat if England went on to win. (Fingers crossed).
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Post by Pendu » Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:41 pm

Idiot for not wanting to play for his country irrespective of anything else. By all means give Terry a cold shoulder, as long as you can keep up appearences on the pitch it's for the good.
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Post by Elessarina » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:53 pm

virphen wrote:http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010 ... y-england1

I can't imagine anyone giving up playing at a world cup regardless of who else was in his team.

The decision of a total soft cock?

It does seem rather a rash decision.. imagine if England won and he was not a part of it? Surely by the time the world cup comes round the dust will have settled a little. and the team have enough psychologists and so forth around to deal with this kind of crap

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Post by virphen » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:10 am

Strontium Dog wrote: It's called principles, something sadly lacking in today's modern footballer.
If it was somebody else's mrs that Terry was having it off with would he have still made that sort of stand on "principles"?

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Post by RuleBritannia » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:13 am

virphen wrote:
Strontium Dog wrote: It's called principles, something sadly lacking in today's modern footballer.
If it was somebody else's mrs that Terry was having it off with would he have still made that sort of stand on "principles"?
To be fair it was his EX girlfriend, not wife OR current girlfriend. I don't know why Wayne Bridge is even involved in this story.
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RuleBritannia wrote:
virphen wrote:
Strontium Dog wrote: It's called principles, something sadly lacking in today's modern footballer.
If it was somebody else's mrs that Terry was having it off with would he have still made that sort of stand on "principles"?
To be fair it was his EX girlfriend, not wife OR current girlfriend. I don't know why Wayne Bridge is even involved in this story.
Wasn't she still his girlfriend at the time though? I haven't followed this all that closely. Maybe this is why she's his ex? :dono:
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Post by Elessarina » Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:48 pm

virphen wrote: The decision of a total soft cock?

Of course perhaps "soft cock" is the thing that started this whole thing off in the first place... :hehe:

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Post by RuleBritannia » Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:34 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
RuleBritannia wrote:
virphen wrote:
Strontium Dog wrote: It's called principles, something sadly lacking in today's modern footballer.
If it was somebody else's mrs that Terry was having it off with would he have still made that sort of stand on "principles"?
To be fair it was his EX girlfriend, not wife OR current girlfriend. I don't know why Wayne Bridge is even involved in this story.
Wasn't she still his girlfriend at the time though? I haven't followed this all that closely. Maybe this is why she's his ex? :dono:
No, she was already broken up with Wayne when she had the affair with John.
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RuleBritannia wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
RuleBritannia wrote:
virphen wrote:
Strontium Dog wrote: It's called principles, something sadly lacking in today's modern footballer.
If it was somebody else's mrs that Terry was having it off with would he have still made that sort of stand on "principles"?
To be fair it was his EX girlfriend, not wife OR current girlfriend. I don't know why Wayne Bridge is even involved in this story.
Wasn't she still his girlfriend at the time though? I haven't followed this all that closely. Maybe this is why she's his ex? :dono:
No, she was already broken up with Wayne when she had the affair with John.
Can't see the fucking problem then. Haven't the press got anything better to do? :airwank:
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