Jerome's Offer: Mass Baptism for would be converts

[Jerome23]

In the light of the latest from RD: http://forum.richarddawkins.net/view...?f=60&t=110356 I just thought I would make an offer of conducting a mass baptism for anyone who feels like expressing their distaste by apostatising. My plan involved a drive thru car wash, some loud music, and lots of booze, and a ritual reading with comic assent of Answers in Genesis literature and Chick Tracts. I believe this is how one conducts such things? I can see that not actually believing in God you might not want to become Anglicans, so might I suggest you consider becoming Discordians? I will invest each and every interested part as a Pope: you can find the Holy Book here -- http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/5.php

A rousing chorus of the Erisian Hymn should follow. http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/26.php

Actually I'm vaguely serious, shall we have a piss up in Oxford as a wake for the forum? We could invite RD to show no hard feelings, and even Josh, who I'm sure is ok really.
So any converts?
j x

[Heresiarch]

In the light of the latest from RD: http://forum.richarddawkins.net/view...?f=60&t=110356 I just thought I would make an offer of conducting a mass baptism for anyone who feels like expressing their distaste by apostatising. My plan involved a drive thru car wash, some loud music, and lots of booze, and a ritual reading with comic assent of Answers in Genesis literature and Chick Tracts. I believe this is how one conducts such things? I can see that not actually believing in God you might not want to become Anglicans, so might I suggest you consider becoming Discordians? I will invest each and every interested part as a Pope: you can find the Holy Book here -- http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/5.php

A rousing chorus of the Erisian Hymn should follow. http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/26.php

Actually I'm vaguely serious, shall we have a piss up in Oxford as a wake for the forum? We could invite RD to show no hard feelings, and even Josh, who I'm sure is ok really.
So any converts?
j x

If you go for a meal: NO HOT DOG BUNS!

That is all.

Hail Eris!

Edit: One day Jack Chick will be recognized as a true comic genius.

That was not all.

Hail.
Hail.
Hail.

[Heresiarch]

Ack.

[Jerome23]

You don't count Heresiarch, you are already POEE!

j x

[War Arrow]

I'm actually in Coventry so I'm not that far... and ANY reason to get out of this city is a good reason. So yes. Sounds good.

[Bella Fortuna]

Do we get free wine?

[M]

Pawiz will do it if you offer him a choir boy (and it isn't Lozzer).

[TBickle]

I'm saved!! I just have a couple questions though. What was in that wine and why does my ass hurt so bad?

[M]

I'm saved!! I just have a couple questions though. What was in that wine and why does my ass hurt so bad?

Sorry, when you said "Put that crucifix in the rectory" I thought you said "rectum".

[95Theses]

I'm only coming if we have bowls of communion wafers to snack on

[M]

I bet Dev wees in the font.

[Matt H]

I'm only coming if we have bowls of communion wafers to snack on

Mmmm body of Christ...

[ficklefiend]

Aberdeen is so far from the rest of the country sometimes...

If my sins are forgiven, does that mean I can finally go into a church without getting a nasty static charge off the carpets? I also keep having lucifer popping up and whispering in my ear, can you fix this?

[Pensioner]

I would have to drink 8 pints before loose my hard feelings. Know what I mean?

No of course you don’t you Christian git.

[campermon]

Actually I'm vaguely serious, shall we have a piss up in Oxford as a wake for the forum? We could invite RD to show no hard feelings, and even Josh, who I'm sure is ok really.
So any converts?
j x

Sounds like a good idea!

When is Beelzebub Richard back from the underworld Australia?