We could combine, fuck you and fuck your cunt god, has a nice ring to it.Cunt wrote:Can I self-nominate?Gawdzilla wrote:"fuck you & fuck your god", current leader in the subtle username contest, welcome!
Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!
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fuck you & fuck your god
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Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves--Nietzsche
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Taryn
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Just want to say welcome to everybody who has recently arrived.......'cause I can't keep up. 
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Oldskeptic
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I've been trying to find you all for three days. It's nice to see names that I recognized.
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Yes for me too, I feel like me moved into a new house. haven't quite got my room looking the way I like it but getting there.
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PairOfFeet
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As long as you don't put the couch over there everything will be fine.Agrippina wrote:Yes for me too, I feel like me moved into a new house. haven't quite got my room looking the way I like it but getting there.
An Arabian guy at the aeroport:
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.
Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!
It's my couch! I can bloody put it where I want to......PairOfFeet wrote:As long as you don't put the couch over there everything will be fine.Agrippina wrote:Yes for me too, I feel like me moved into a new house. haven't quite got my room looking the way I like it but getting there.
It's available for anyone who wants to tell me what's troubling them today, and how that makes them feel!
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PairOfFeet
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Are feet allowed on the couch or do you have to take off your shoes first?
An Arabian guy at the aeroport:
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.
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JimC
- The sentimental bloke
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!
Is it a couch built for 2?Agrippina wrote:It's my couch! I can bloody put it where I want to......PairOfFeet wrote:As long as you don't put the couch over there everything will be fine.Agrippina wrote:Yes for me too, I feel like me moved into a new house. haven't quite got my room looking the way I like it but getting there.
It's available for anyone who wants to tell me what's troubling them today, and how that makes them feel!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!
JimC wrote:Is it a couch built for 2?Agrippina wrote:It's my couch! I can bloody put it where I want to......PairOfFeet wrote:As long as you don't put the couch over there everything will be fine.Agrippina wrote:Yes for me too, I feel like me moved into a new house. haven't quite got my room looking the way I like it but getting there.
It's available for anyone who wants to tell me what's troubling them today, and how that makes them feel!
Or three or four or more!
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Onyx8
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Is it SRO, or is there some more couch? Another refugee here, thanks for the welcome. Gotta go check out the new digs, see you.
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paceetrate
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*climbs aboard the lifeboat* Holy crap, what a swim! I had fun finding where everybody ran off to. 
Now... I need to get to sleep. It's almost 4am here. XD
Now... I need to get to sleep. It's almost 4am here. XD
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I think keep the shoes on, smellitosis can be a bit off-putting.PairOfFeet wrote:Are feet allowed on the couch or do you have to take off your shoes first?
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Matthew Bailey
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He, I can understand that. Of course, isn't Steven Frye a Sir? Or I am thinking of someone else?Seraph wrote:I think the 'charitable status' pretext was part of the real reason underlying those actions. Professor Emeritus Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Richard Dawkins (yes, he has nine doctorates, eight of them honoris causa) has made a very unsubtle hint indicating that he'd just love to add a knighthood to his list of formal honours, and to get one of those one must not be seen to be associated with anything 'improper'.Bella Fortuna wrote:The charitable status excuse WAS bullshit, I had from a reliable source.
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Equivokate
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This sounds fun @Aggie * I am missing my RDF Friend* agggggggh PLEASE GET ONLINEAgrippina wrote:JimC wrote:Is it a couch built for 2?Agrippina wrote:It's my couch! I can bloody put it where I want to......PairOfFeet wrote:As long as you don't put the couch over there everything will be fine.Agrippina wrote:Yes for me too, I feel like me moved into a new house. haven't quite got my room looking the way I like it but getting there.
It's available for anyone who wants to tell me what's troubling them today, and how that makes them feel!
Or three or four or more!
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Good to see you around and kicking, Kate, my dear.Equivokate wrote:This sounds fun @Aggie * I am missing my RDF Friend* agggggggh PLEASE GET ONLINE
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