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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Feck » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:45 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
fuck you & fuck your god wrote:
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Warnings are only given for really serious crimes here - such as rerailing a runaway thread, insulting Stilton, not fucking in the fuck
thread and, of course, excessive punning!
Define excessive...
Whatever DP thinks is excessive - more than 1/2 a pun usually. :hehe:
What 's the penalty for 10 or so a day? I can't be cowed into going lower.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:48 am

Feck wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:Maybe not cowed, but bullied? Or so I ovine.

(getting them in now while the Punfinder General will be distracted... ) :shifty:
Bullocks to that Bella. Milk it for all it's worth he can take a yoke .
We may have to hoof it... :sofa:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:49 am

Cattle be away for a while. Ratz might as well play. :biggrin:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by virphen » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:50 am

Bugger, I'm here 5 minutes and I'm already in hock.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Feck » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:52 am

virphen wrote:Bugger, I'm here 5 minutes and I'm already in hock.
do you think the powers that be over there realise that they have made a big misteak
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:54 am

Feck wrote:
virphen wrote:Bugger, I'm here 5 minutes and I'm already in hock.
do you think the powers that be over there realise that they have made a big misteak
What is their beef anyway?
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:55 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
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virphen wrote:Bugger, I'm here 5 minutes and I'm already in hock.
do you think the powers that be over there realise that they have made a big misteak
What is their beef anyway?
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by virphen » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:58 am

They don't mince words, do they?
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:02 am

virphen wrote:They don't mince words, do they?
Well, it's rare, but they consult with a medium.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by virphen » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:09 am

Bella Fortuna wrote: Well, it's rare, but they consult with a medium.
That was really offal.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Valden » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:09 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Feck wrote:
virphen wrote:Bugger, I'm here 5 minutes and I'm already in hock.
do you think the powers that be over there realise that they have made a big misteak
What is their beef anyway?
T-Bone, done very rare. :biggrin:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Rum » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:13 am

Good morning and welcome to new arrivals I have missed overnight (well sleep is a luxury I can't afford to give up)!

Just popped over to RD.net to see what was happening in the light of the announcement and it said I was unable to use the 'search' function or use the 'active posts' or any of the sorting tools. Ho hum.

Anyhoo - enjoy here! Its a great place!
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Damien Karras » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:19 am

*pulls seaweed out of hair*
*removes decomposed porpoise cock from eyelid*

Bleagh! That's better. Will check who else made it tomorrow. Got to watch QI now to calm down.

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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:23 am

:lol: Wins the "Best opening post by a refugee" category.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by JimC » Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:31 am

I just thought, what if one of the refugees is Josh Timonen in disguise! :o

I want the Ratz secret police to check on that! :lay:

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