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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Heresiarch » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:54 pm

fuck you & fuck your god wrote: :funny: I have very fundamental thoughts on christianity.
That's because Christianity is fundamentally funny (as in strange).
The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Reverend Blair » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:55 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:Tell an admin, like me. You want "Reverend Blair"?
Yes, please. And in the modern spirit of refusing to take responsibility for our mistakes, I'm blaming the cat for my error. :ask:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:55 pm

REVEREND BLAIR wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Tell an admin, like me. You want "Reverend Blair"?
Yes, please. And in the modern spirit of refusing to take responsibility for our mistakes, I'm blaming the cat for my error. :ask:
MEOW!!
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by AshtonBlack » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:58 pm

REVEREND BLAIR wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Tell an admin, like me. You want "Reverend Blair"?
Yes, please. And in the modern spirit of refusing to take responsibility for our mistakes, I'm blaming the cat for my error. :ask:
CATS LOCK. ?

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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:58 pm

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Post by cowiz » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:59 pm

REVEREND BLAIR wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Tell an admin, like me. You want "Reverend Blair"?
Yes, please. And in the modern spirit of refusing to take responsibility for our mistakes, I'm blaming the cat for my error. :ask:
I always blame pussy for my fuck ups
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:06 am

Reverend Blair wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Tell an admin, like me. You want "Reverend Blair"?
Yes, please. And in the modern spirit of refusing to take responsibility for our mistakes, I'm blaming the cat for my error. :ask:
Cat-astrophe averted.
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:10 am

I have a feline that this thread is going cat-aleptic. :nono:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:11 am

Don't make me drag out the hilarity that is Victorian lolcat again... :?
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:12 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Don't make me drag out the hilarity that is Victorian lolcat again... :?
Do it!! :tup: :biggrin:
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Feck » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:13 am

Stop it with the catz Grrrr WOOF
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:13 am

This ought to drive everyone away...

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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:14 am

"Admiral Valdemar", welcome. We have one AWOL here that you should deal with sternly. :whisper:
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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:17 am

"the PC apeman" and "Godless Libertarian", well all!


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Re: Welcome to the lifeboat, all you survivors!

Post by Matt H » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:24 am

I think they might have pulled the plug early because of the shitstorm.

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