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Re: We are new here

Post by Chúck Jones » Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:33 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Well said, Ma'am. Have some tea and crumpets. :tea: :crumpet:
Many thanks, young man.
Gawdzilla wrote:Great! Another old queen hanging around. :nono:
We are not amused.
Charlou wrote:
FIO wrote:
klr wrote:
FIO wrote:I'm moving to Australia! :lay:
Lizzie is still official head of state there. :whisper:
Yeah, but Charlou lives there. :shifty:
Let's be roomies :FIO: (and plot ways to whup that queen's arse)
I hear Freddie Mercury of Queen's problems were entirely related to arse whupping.
Clinton Huxley wrote:Just all you upstart foreign-johnnies wait until we manage to extract DNA from Queen Victoria's underpants, clone it and raise Queen Victoria II in the womb of a she-lion! You'll be for it then. Oh, yes!
Quite
klr wrote:Oh, and your age is wrong, Your Majesty!! You are 83, not 89. :nono:
When you are 89, you will have overtaken Queen Victoria as the longest-reigning British monarch. :dq:
Do it, just to spite Prince Charles. And Camilla. :demon:
One has one's birthday whenever one wants, my good sir. One is only as old as one fee... oh.
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Her Majesty The Queen wrote:We have some improvements to suggest...
Copypasting an ancient chain email attributed to John Cleese, AND neglecting to copypaste at least some of the replies that subsequently circulated constitutes a particularly lame start for a sockpuppet. Kindly pick up your act or fuck off.
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Re: We are new here

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Mon Feb 22, 2010 7:37 pm

Your Majesty,
is it true you have so many children because you have "E.R." written on your knickers? :ask:
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Re: We are new here

Post by Kristie » Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:28 pm

Can I still call them sprinkles?! :cry:
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:30 pm

FIO wrote:Can I still call them sprinkles?! :cry:
We will, otherwise there will be the Muncie Sprinkle Party going down in history! :lay:



Which, actually, upon reflection, sounds like some kind of horrible distasteful porn... :?
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Re: We are new here

Post by Kristie » Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:34 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
FIO wrote:Can I still call them sprinkles?! :cry:
We will, otherwise there will be the Muncie Sprinkle Party going down in history! :lay:



Which, actually, upon reflection, sounds like some kind of horrible distasteful porn... :?
Or it could be a wonderful, tasty kind of porn.
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