HP products are fucking shite!!

[CJ]

I fucking hate HP printers! I don't know why I ever buy them! Made by the biggest bunch of wankers ever (after Microsoft)!!!




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[Xamonas Chegwé]

Their brown sauce is nice though.

[Bella Fortuna]

Damn your speed, XC!!!

[Clinton Huxley]

Printers, by their very nature, are inexplicable.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

My C4180 interfers with my Mustek scanner, hijacking all scanner commands and locking up the A3 scanner, the one I use the most. When HP updates their software I have to reinstall the Mustek software after so I can use it.

[CJ]

I have a C4380 networked scanner/printer/copier and if I want to use the scanner I have to pretty much have to reinstall the whole HP package again. It is an unadulterated pile of wank!

[Bella Fortuna]

My dad used to work for HP; he'll be glad to hear it.

I have an HP printer too, btw, and while it doesn't malfunction, the quality is pretty dismal.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

My dad used to work for HP; he'll be glad to hear it.

I have an HP printer too, btw, and while it doesn't malfunction, the quality is pretty dismal.

I went to the HP facility in Indianapolis back in 1989. I spoke to a junior engineer, asking him for a keyboard that bent in the middle so my hands were in a more natural position. He pretty much blew me off. Two years later they're selling "ergonomic keyboards."

[CJ]

My dad used to work for HP; he'll be glad to hear it.

I have an HP printer too, btw, and while it doesn't malfunction, the quality is pretty dismal.

Would your Dad take a contract!

[Bella Fortuna]

My dad used to work for HP; he'll be glad to hear it.

I have an HP printer too, btw, and while it doesn't malfunction, the quality is pretty dismal.

I went to the HP facility in Indianapolis back in 1989. I spoke to a junior engineer, asking him for a keyboard that bent in the middle so my hands were in a more natural position. He pretty much blew me off. Two years later they're selling "ergonomic keyboards."

OK, Al Gore....

[Bella Fortuna]

My dad used to work for HP; he'll be glad to hear it.

I have an HP printer too, btw, and while it doesn't malfunction, the quality is pretty dismal.

Would your Dad take a contract!

He's an electrician. If you want the printer to light up on a dimmer switch and timer, he's your man.

[leo-rcc]

HP laserjets (and Deskjets are just crap so I am not even going there) are a bit of hit and miss here.

In front of me there is a HP Laserjet 4250 that has been there spewing paper for the last 4 years, it has worked flawlessly.

In the back is a HP 4050 and a 4200, that have been there for many years, and neither has missed a print yet.

All these have only needed their scheduled maintenance kits and toners as part of the regular maintenance.

At finance there is a Dell MFP 1600 laserprinter, and that thing hasn't printed right for more than a few days all year.

So they also have a HP P3015, where a drawer jams the paper every month. So now I've ordered a new drawer, and the delivery time is 3 months.

In Germany we placed a HP MFP laserprinter to replace a Dell 1600 MFP Laser similar to the Dutch one, and it fried its circuit board after 4 months so that is now in repair.

I am getting the impression that the old LaserJet printers are of a much better build quality than the new ones.

I now have a Xerox 6130N Color Laserprinter, installed last week. I'll see how that goes.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

My dad used to work for HP; he'll be glad to hear it.

I have an HP printer too, btw, and while it doesn't malfunction, the quality is pretty dismal.

I went to the HP facility in Indianapolis back in 1989. I spoke to a junior engineer, asking him for a keyboard that bent in the middle so my hands were in a more natural position. He pretty much blew me off. Two years later they're selling "ergonomic keyboards."

OK, Al Gore....

It's okay not to believe me, I didn't film the meet.

[leo-rcc]

My dad used to work for HP; he'll be glad to hear it.

I have an HP printer too, btw, and while it doesn't malfunction, the quality is pretty dismal.

I went to the HP facility in Indianapolis back in 1989. I spoke to a junior engineer, asking him for a keyboard that bent in the middle so my hands were in a more natural position. He pretty much blew me off. Two years later they're selling "ergonomic keyboards."

We dumped all our ergonomic keyboards. No one here liked them, so we stopped ordering them.

[Bella Fortuna]

My dad used to work for HP; he'll be glad to hear it.

I have an HP printer too, btw, and while it doesn't malfunction, the quality is pretty dismal.

I went to the HP facility in Indianapolis back in 1989. I spoke to a junior engineer, asking him for a keyboard that bent in the middle so my hands were in a more natural position. He pretty much blew me off. Two years later they're selling "ergonomic keyboards."

OK, Al Gore....

It's okay not to believe me, I didn't film the meet.