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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:33 am

Hope you enjoy your stay here.
Take no notice of everyone else here.....They're quite mad. :eddy:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:36 am

Bri wrote:Hope you enjoy your stay here.
Take no notice of me or everyone else here.....We're quite mad. :eddy:
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Post by Azathoth » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:37 am

Gawdzilla wrote:
Bri wrote:Hope you enjoy your stay here.
Take no notice of me or anyone else here.....We're quite mad. :eddy:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:39 am

Ghatanothoa wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Bri wrote:Hope you enjoy your stay here.
Take no notice of me or anyone else here.....We're quite mad. :eddy:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:45 am

I'm not mad. But I'm not normal. Normal will be along later.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:28 am

Heya Cateye, whereyabeen? :cheers:
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:58 am

I bet he/she doesn't come back. :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Welcome Cateye.

Post by charlou » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:38 am

Cateye from RDF? Well hello! :td:
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Post by JimC » Fri Feb 19, 2010 7:46 am

Have people from RDF been told to come and look at the freaks, then run away? :dono:

I want some of them to stay, and discuss frog erythrocytes! :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Post by Rum » Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:08 am

Hello and welcome. Please take a seat and listen carefully to the instructions before you press any buttons.

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:49 pm

Rum wrote:Hello and welcome. Please take a seat and listen carefully to the instructions before you press any buttons.

Thank you.
And for god's sake don't push the frog erythrocyte button. It just encourages certain elements here... :nono:
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Post by Pappa » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:37 pm

Bloody hell Cateye, you're late! :biggrin:
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Re: Welcome Cateye.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:52 pm

Pappa wrote:Bloody hell Cateye, you're late! :biggrin:
I just sent him an email as I don't trust the system software to notify him.
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Re: Welcome Cateye.

Post by Faithfree » Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:19 pm

Hey Cateye! :cheers: :td:
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